Spideychae and Megpool are really good at gambling and poker games, because of her spider sense she can detect bluffs and lies and since she has enhanced hearing she can hear how the others hearts can spike, Megan would've been taught by the tracksuits just to pass the time and shes gotten really good at it, especially since Boseman likes to ask her to play with him whenever they're meeting up for updates on weapon x just to fuck with her head but it's only taught her how to play mind games now lmfao
I think the Kats would be really good at it actually except for Sophia I think she'd either lose, pout about it and move on or try one "last time" and accidentally develop a gambling addiction
Caffeine affecting Yoonchae is so funny I can just imagine her reaction to bug spray lmfaoo she'd probably notice that a room wouldve been sprayed a few hours ago and would feel dizzy and refuse to stay in it until it finally disappears which is exactly how a bug acts that Megan would laugh while she points it out and tease her about it
Yoonchae surprising Megan and whispering in her ear during a meeting with the PR team and they're lowk scolding Lara for something she did at a party and she's rolling her eyes behind her sunglasses still kind of hungover and Yoonchae just leans over and whispers "I know dada, and she would never do something like that" and Megan bursts out laughing so hard she starts choking on her breath and Yoonchae isn't helping because she's laughing along with her and patting her back and everyone is shocked but Lara ends up laughing along with them.
The problem with being a faceless hero is that everytime your suit has a tear or a rip it's gonna be up on the internet being anaylzed pixel for pixel, Megan's solution? Grabbing a random shirt from the store she just got thrown into and putting it over the tears of her upper suit to hide anything that might identify her. It isn't until mission debrief that she realizes and everyone realizes she was wearing katsvengers merch lmfao
Yoonchae copies Megan and ends up wearing hello kitty pajama pants to match because the spandex around her legs have way too many tears to be practical and the closest thing she could grab was that
It becomes a meme on the internet but it ends up endearing them to the public and the two masked heroes have a much more warm reception from the public. The rest of the Kats are just amused that their silliness spilled over serious missions
Whenever one of the Kats have a freak out Dani would always end up reading something to them or rambling about a plot of a book she's reading to calm them down, and I think she'd also make up random nonsensical plots to shock them out of their panic enough to be confused about
Whenever Manon has a dilemma she just goes straight to Dani to ramble about it and Dani is just silently going through a ballet routine while Manon works it out for herself and once she finished with a determined glean in her eye she'd march away after thanking Dani while she was silent the whole time
"but it's protocol for a reason and—"
"No, you're right, I would want to know about this. Thanks Dani"
Sophia would be the most sentimental person ever she'd probably have a box under her bed filled with like movie tickets where Lara took her because she needed the authentic experience, photo strips, bracelets Megan made for her, old receipts from restaurants everybody ate out, grocery receipts of the dinner she made where Dani kept giggling and Yoonchae asked for seconds, Yoonchae's essays and assignments that were about her, postcards Dani and Manon send whenever their mission is taking too long, pressed flowers from her garden. Just about anything really.
She'd find it after coming back to earth, after chasing dead end after dead end in space, after the modicum of hope that they could be brought back. She'd tuck it against her chest and cry because inside it —the shoebox, inside her heart really— is one of Megan's sunglasses she willingly gave to Sophia because she was having a migraine, a letter from Yoonchae written with blue ink, a chipped piece of Lara's armor, one of Manon's arrowheads, Dani's hair tie. She'd hold pieces of her family because it's the only thing that's whole.
My bad not totally fluffy but I love the blip au u can't blame me
spideychae and megpool running various betting pools at hybe. most of the agents involved have no idea that two masked teenagers are the ones behind it all. they bet on stuff like 'how much money in infrastructure damages will sophia laforteza cause this month' and 'how long can assistant director paramo keep son out of mission control before he starts to get suspicious', etc etc
sophia accidentally developing a gambling addiction is kind of hilarious unfortunately. i think all of the kats would actually be really really good at gambling, or at least keeping a poker face
holy shit bug spray spideychae that's lowkey brutal. i might need to contact may about this. but the idea of there being a faint aroma of bug spray lingering in a room from someone applying it hours ago and her just refusing to go in for no discernible reason is pretty silly
yoonchae being familiar with internet culture (once she has regular access to a phone) actually seems pretty in character and i'm crying at the image of her whispering something to megan during a meeting that makes megan start laughing uncontrollably that's so cute
MEICHAE MATCHING IN THEIR SUITS I LOVE IT
dani reads to all of them i'm SO into that headcanon. like, she's reading to megan because megan can read, but sometimes it's too much. she's reading to sophia while sophia is doing the dishes or something because thunderphia has adhd too and listening to dani can help her focus. she's reading quietly to manon and yoonchae to remind them that she's still there when she's trying to lull them back to sleep after a nightmare. and, yes, ofc she's rambling about plots to them
manon talking to dani who, in true black widow fashion, keeps quiet until manon comes to her own conclusions that's very sweet
sentimental sophia my beloved ❤️
