#kayden roulette

[incorrectgayme]

Cal: Neal, my arch nemesis.

Kayden: I thought I was your arch nemesis?

Cal: I have a life outside of you.

[incorrectgayme]

Kayden: You said that if you were going to do same-sex experimentation, it would be with me.

Eskil: I never said that.

Kayden: It was implied.

Eskil: By you!

[incorrectgayme]

Kayden: So, are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Cal: I am a knife.

Tyler, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.

[incorrectgayme]

Dionysys: How do I make a date more romantic?

Kayden: Try being mysterious.

[Later that evening]

Cyra: Where are we going?

Dionysys: None of your fucking business.

[incorrectgayme]

Kayden: My mom makes the best brownies in the entire world.

Cal: Yeah, I know. I've had them.

[incorrectgayme]

Kayden: Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?

Eskil: Everyone. Constantly.

[incorrectgayme]

Eskil:

Wait, who else here thought Kayden was my boyfriend?

Eskil:

Kayden, put your hand down.

[incorrectgayme]

Kayden: This date is boring.

Eskil: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.

Kayden: Then why did you invite me?

Eskil: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.