#kc starter

[mitchwilde]

School sucks.

[ollie-morgan]

'Afternoon.

My dog's actually a pretty impressive spider hunter.

[ollie-morgan]

I can't sleep.

[ollie-morgan]

It's stupid how tired I am already.

[c-od-y]

I met a really hot girl at the gym today.

I asked her to go out with me tomorrow night, but she told me that she promised her kids she'd go bowling with them. So I ran away.

[ollie-morgan]

My ribs are being crushed by the world's fattest corgi.

[rosecolouredglass-marley]

Guess who's back? Back again?

Marley's back. Tell a friend~

[c-od-y]

Oh Knights.

I'm not happy to see any of you again.