#kcks

[argusthecat]

I'm only up to Chapter 4 of KCKS, and I think I'm going to increase my enjoyment by envisioning Lily dictating the story to computer.

By, you know, yowling in the vague direction of a microphone.

You understand my vision!

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[argusthecat]

Hi, you wrote Kitty Cat Kill Sat? I’m suing for emotional damages. I’m getting that oath tattooed on my brain. Rocketed to the top of my list of favourite books and I barely have anyone to talk to about it. Going to pressure all my friends into reading it too just so I can scream

Hi, I did! If you’d like to sue, please direct all complaints to my lawyer, an irate and sentient orbital laser cannon.

[argusthecat]

I do love the cover I ended up with, but I'm always going to be amused by this sketch that features Lily shoving her head out of a pile of plot devices.

[argusthecat]

I love kitty cat kill sat.... a lot... I love lily !! I love the silly cat !!! I don't have anything important to say I just was trying to find Anyone who had read it and found out you had tumblr.. kitty cat kill sat is one of my two favorite books EVER. I love it so much. I have cried over the cat and i will again. Thank you for the book and your time

I’m endlessly thrilled that people had this reaction to my weird story about a weirder cat. Thank you.

[argusthecat]

Talked to my dad the other day. He’s reading a book I wrote. “I like it,” he says, with an audible comma, “but I kinda hate the new girl.”

“You’re supposed to. Dyn’s an asshole.” I decide not to go on a tangent about how I like the joke of Dyn being ninety years old, but talked down to by the protagonist for being young. I decide to not go on a tangent about how Dyn represents the need for patience and compromise when dealing with trauma victims. I decide not to talk about how her ending is ambiguous, to purposefully frustrate anyone who’d come to love her anyway.

My dad tells me I’m really good at writing assholes. I don’t really know if I’ve been complimented.

[jamht1972]

[jamht1972]