@songsofdivinity asked: "There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?" (Amphi for Po LOL)
poseidon was way too sweaty for the current situation, but then, the lord of the sea had a lot of opinions on the greatest video games of all time, and was not about to withhold his passion. amphitrite married him for it, didn't she? he would pretend she had.
but the pacing, and the arm flailing, and the minutes long rant about first person shooters versus massive open world explorers versus cozy gaming all contributed to one thing: a very heated, very sweaty, very riled up god who finally stopped to catch his breath.
and was met with what was surely the sexiest thing a woman could ever say to him. there was something deeply and fundamentally wrong with him, thanks for noticing!
"fuck yes," poseidon grinned, breathless, as he swooped in to grip his wife by the cheeks and kiss her until she was breathless.