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griffin/traven

Oh my God.

big spoon/little spoon: Jack is begrudgingly the little spoon. I'm pretty sure David would nuzzle his neck and nibble on his earlobe, and Jack would seethe, but it would make his heart flutter. And he'd hate it.favorite non-sexual activity: David likes to play Hangman and piss Jack off by misspelling everything so Jack can't guess properly.who uses all the hot water: I think David would let Jack do this. He's messed-up-in-love with the cop, after all. And as evil as David can be, I don't think he's crazy enough to not see that his 'lover' needs affection sometimes.most trivial thing they fight over: Jack probably starts all the fights. I think David would just yell at him because Jack keeps calling him 'Griffin' and not 'David' when they make love. It's very hurtful.who does most of the cleaning: They don't. Javid domesticity only happens when David's locking Jack up in his own apartment, or something.what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Jack's got this one. David doesn't care much. He finds humans more interesting than television.who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: David wouldn't let Jack call anybody.who steals the blankets: David. And it pisses Jack off.who leaves their stuff around: David tosses clothes around a lot. Does that count?who remembers to buy the milk: David does all the grocery shopping. Jack isn't allowed to leave the apartment.who remembers anniversaries: Nobody. David and Jack aren't even in a 'relationship', or whatever you call it. Jack's just the most important person in David's life, and David is the bane of Jack's existence, who he can't seem to stray away from. Despite the serial killer nature, David's the first person to show he cares so much, in-between the degrading sex and all. Jack knows David loves him, but he can't say the same thing. It's all too severely complicated. They don't have the mind to think about anniversaries.

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klaatu/ted

big spoon/little spoon: Of course Ted is the little spoon. And maybe Klaatu doesn't sleep and just lies there making sure his favorite human isn't having nightmares. I dunno.favorite non-sexual activity: Ted most likely shows Klaatu around San Dimas every time he gets the chance. Maybe they go to Waterloo. They have most outstanding water slides.who uses all the hot water: Klaatu most likely doesn't know that there is the chance to use hot water. Ted casually uses this as an advantage.most trivial thing they fight over: Ted always has to remind Klaatu not to stare too long at people, because they don't think it's cool like Ted does. Klaatu usually doesn't listen.who does most of the cleaning: Klaatu, probably. Since mankind is destroying the earth, in his opinion, he shouldn't let Ted destroy his room.what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Netflix wasn't invented in the 80's, I think.who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Bill! :D Klaatu scares the landlord and Ted likes cuddling. Poor Bill has to be the responsible one.who steals the blankets: Klaatu, unconsciously. And Ted wouldn't mind much. He'd probably go back to the spooning thing so they could snuggle under the blanket together.who leaves their stuff around: Klaatu doesn't have stuff. This is probably a Ted thing.who remembers to buy the milk: Ted! Because you can't eat cereal without milk, dude.who remembers anniversaries: I imagine this to be Klaatu. I mean, he definitely wouldn't expect to become so fond of another human after the job he was given. He'd most likely remember all the important dates, like that time the two of them nursed a little sparrow back to health or something. Subconsciously, I think Klaatu would definitely want to make Ted as happy as Ted's made him.

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conor/neo

big spoon/little spoon: Neo's the big spoon. He just gives off that 'I'm going to protect you if it's the last thing I do' vibe, and Conor just needs someone to hold him together sometimes, I think. c:favorite non-sexual activity: Go Fish: the only card game Conor can win. Honestly, though, I have no idea.who uses all the hot water: Conor, definitely. I don't think Neo would care about hot or cold water. Conor, however, I can see making a fuss about it being freezing and how it's unholy to even think of taking a cold shower.most trivial thing they fight over: "Why is there a pizza slice in the closet?"who does most of the cleaning: Neo. I bet Conor leaves everything lying around.what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: I dunno, I don't think they'd watch much television, unless it's basketball. For some reason I can see Trinity forcing them to watch chick flicks. It might make Conor want to bang his head on a wall.who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Neo, mostly because the landlord hates Conor for always paying the rent late.who steals the blankets: Conor. And Neo would let him.who leaves their stuff around: Conor, again. Neo most definitely wouldn't tidy up Conor's baseball bat, though. That's one of the things I imagine Conor would throw a hissy fit over if it were moved.who remembers to buy the milk: Neo's the only one who can afford it.who remembers anniversaries: Maybe Trinity, watching over her boys and all. I don't think Neo or Conor would care much about how many years they've been together. It's the company that matters.