klaatu/ted
big spoon/little spoon: Of course Ted is the little spoon. And maybe Klaatu doesn't sleep and just lies there making sure his favorite human isn't having nightmares. I dunno.favorite non-sexual activity: Ted most likely shows Klaatu around San Dimas every time he gets the chance. Maybe they go to Waterloo. They have most outstanding water slides.who uses all the hot water: Klaatu most likely doesn't know that there is the chance to use hot water. Ted casually uses this as an advantage.most trivial thing they fight over: Ted always has to remind Klaatu not to stare too long at people, because they don't think it's cool like Ted does. Klaatu usually doesn't listen.who does most of the cleaning: Klaatu, probably. Since mankind is destroying the earth, in his opinion, he shouldn't let Ted destroy his room.what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Netflix wasn't invented in the 80's, I think.who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Bill! :D Klaatu scares the landlord and Ted likes cuddling. Poor Bill has to be the responsible one.who steals the blankets: Klaatu, unconsciously. And Ted wouldn't mind much. He'd probably go back to the spooning thing so they could snuggle under the blanket together.who leaves their stuff around: Klaatu doesn't have stuff. This is probably a Ted thing.who remembers to buy the milk: Ted! Because you can't eat cereal without milk, dude.who remembers anniversaries: I imagine this to be Klaatu. I mean, he definitely wouldn't expect to become so fond of another human after the job he was given. He'd most likely remember all the important dates, like that time the two of them nursed a little sparrow back to health or something. Subconsciously, I think Klaatu would definitely want to make Ted as happy as Ted's made him.