Uh Ian and Mickey maybe for the "send me a ship and I’ll tell you who" thing please?
WEEEEE YAY
shops for groceries: mickey mickey mickey yes omg. ian’s so used to fiona or lip doing the grocery shopping that he’s kind of bad at it. mickey always had to do the shopping (or the stealing) or he and mandy were fucked and didn’t get to eat
kills the spiders: ian sets those little sticky traps for all the creepy crawlies. mickey just smashes them if he sees one crawling around
comes home drunk at 3am: mickey comes home a little tipsy, sometimes a little more than tipsy on nights where he has to be at the alibi late. he smells a little bit like whiskey and smoke when he slips into bed beside ian and curls up against his back or, if he’s lucky, into his arms
makes breakfast: iannnn does most of the time but if he’s having a low week mickey makes him his favorite meals all day to try and coax him into eating more than a few bites
remembers to feed the fish: mickey is very secretly in love with all animals. he feeds the fish every morning and night and he gets real defensive when someone points out that he’s kind of doting on the fish a little bit
decorates the apartment: both of them?? they kind of have similar taste in guns and bands and stuff
initiates duets: omg. probably ian?? he might start humming and then mickey will figure out the song and sing under his breath and then they’re both belting out the lyrics and waking up the house
falls asleep first: mickey. he’s up one minute and out the next and ian likes to brush his hair back and watch him sleep bc he looks so young when he sleeps. so unguarded and soft.
