Annyeong! How have you guys been? I hope you have been treating your sweet patoots while I was gone.
So, it’s been a while since I’ve put some original content on this blog, which is why I thought I’d share some of my WIPs with you to make up for it. Keep in mind, though, that I might still make a few changes, even to sentences you can see now. There are tons of things I’ve been working on at the same time, so please bear with my sorry ass.
Here are some random blurbs. Enjoy.
Warnings: Strong Language; Suggestive Smut
Nine to Five - Office!AU Namjoon Smut
Status: 55%
“You’re an asshole, Namjoon.” You tried to dart past him again, but he was one step ahead of you.
“You know,” Namjoon closed the door behind him, “for someone with such a cute face, you have a pretty filthy mouth.”
“Get lost.” You tried to shove him aside, but he got a good grip on your wrist, twirled you around and pinned you against the wall.
“I might have a something else in mind.” He looked at you with a fire in his eyes, as if he was closely observing his prey.
“Let. Me. Go.” You laid emphasis on every single word.
“And what if I don’t?” he smirked, his dimples as prominent as ever.
“Then I’ll…” then what? You hated his guts, but something about this situation had you speechless. All you could think about were his plump lips right in front of you, his incredibly smooth skin, his tall body towering over yours and his enticing scent dancing around your nose. The words just wouldn’t come out.
“Thought so.” A devious grin formed on his lips, before you suddenly crashed yours onto them. Witty.
Welcome. First Time With BTS Pt. 11 - Gang!AU
Status: 90%
“It’s Mr. Park.” He gave you an icy look as he let go of you. “You are free to leave my gym if you don’t want to take this seriously, but you’ll die a sad and pointless death, just like your parents.”
The mention of your parents rubbed you the wrong way. The audacity he had to stoop so low filled you with an unknown rage and you clenched your fists.
“Remember how we found you? Your mother’s lifeless body sitting next to you, bruises, cuts and open wounds all over her body? That would’ve been your fate too if it weren’t for us. Because you’re a helpless, worthless, scared and annoying little brat without the will to fight for your life.”
With every hurtful word that came out of his mouth, your nails dug deeper into the palms of your hands and tears filled your eyes.
“I am not any of those things and I have the will to fight.” You yelled as you lunged towards him to punch his face.
21st Century Girl Pt. 1 - Time Traveling!AU
Status: 10%
Your life used to be perfect. You had a kick-ass career, a beautiful apartment, loving parents and great friends. There was nothing you needed to make your life more exciting. Admittedly, you were keeping an eye out for Mr. Right, but you knew finding a man wasn’t a necessity to your recipe for true happiness. And now, those were the least of your worries, because all that was in the past or, well, the future.
“Listen here, dickhead.” You yelled at a vendor, who was trying to put you in your place for acting out in public. “I know you might get off on this role playing bullshit, but I just wanted some god damn directions!”
“How dare you speak to me this way?” he started waving his hands around indignantly, before pointing his finger at you. “Leave this instant or I will call the guards!”
“You know what? Fine, I’ll leave,” you turned around on your heels and simply flipped him off, “but don’t count on me leaving a good Yelp review, asswipe.”
I love you. - I love me two. (Yes, cheesy pun. Sue me) - Namjoon Angst
Status: 85%
“I hope you have a good fucking life with your fiancée.”
With long strides he walked over to you, delicately grabbing your wrist with utter desperation written all over his face “Y/N, I –”
“Don’t fucking touch me.” On the verge of tears, you walked past him into your bedroom and shut the door behind you.
“Y/N…” You heard the muffled sound of his voice as he gently rested his hand on the wood. “I love you…”
I love me too your mind took you back to your response the first time he had confessed his feelings and you could no longer hold back your emotions. “Just fuck off already.” You yelled in tears.
And just like that, you could hear his footsteps going further away until there was only the distinct clicking sound of the entrance door being shut, with nothing but silence lingering in the air of your once shared apartment.
Sushi - Jin Smut
Status: 25-30%
“This is still delicious though,” he muffled with a piece of Sushi in his mouth.
“There’s some left in the fridge.”
“Ugh, marry me.” He took your hand in his and placed a sloppy kiss on it.
“It’s just food, Seokjin.” You laughed and he suddenly got up.
“No, I mean it.” He walked off, rummaged through the pocket of his pants and came back, before he grabbed your hand and pulled you up, only to kneel before you a second later.
“Y/N, will you marry me?” your eyes widened as he opened the small box in his hands that revealed a gorgeous diamond ring.
“Oh my god, yes!” you squealed as you jumped up and down. He stood up and took you into a loving embrace, before kissing your forehead.
For a few seconds, you continued standing in the middle of the room, unable to let go of the love of your life. That was, until you suddenly noticed something poking your lower half. There was no doubt, he was ready for round two and you simply raised your eyebrow at him.
“I’m sorry, you just look so god damn good in my shirt.” He smiled cheekily at you. “And these news are kind of exciting, don’t you think?”
Untitled :( - Taehyung Smut
Status: 10%
It was as if you were under his spell. A few seconds of his touch felt like hours of pleasure and all you wanted was for him to never stop exploring your body with his long digits, but Taehyung had something else in mind when he freed himself from your lips.
“There should be condoms in one of the drawers.” He whispered, a smirk visible on his face and somewhat out of breath, as he nodded towards the small wooden nightstand.
You quickly slid off him and searched one drawer after another, until you suddenly noticed a peculiar item.
“Are you for real, Taehyung?” You rolled your eyes as you pulled out a pair of handcuffs from your boyfriend’s bedside table.
“Oh, uhm…” his expression suddenly changed and he showed you that boxy smile you adored so much when he realised he had been caught. “That depends on how you feel about it, jagi. So… maybe?”
Also Untitled... Oops - Hoseok Angsty-Fluff School!AU
Status: 50% (Probs gonna rewrite the whole thing though. This is half a year old and I just fucking can’t with myself)
That was, until suddenly an unknown figure called out to your group. You had never believed in love at first sight and were, in no way, interested in a relationship, but fate has a great sense of humour when it comes to intervening with your plans.
Hoseok looked in your direction and you felt as if he was staring directly into your soul. Your entire body felt warm and bright, happiness overtook your mood and put a sparkling smile on your face at the sight of the handsome young man, with his spiky black hair, surprisingly attractive forehead and a grin which shone brighter than the sun.
He walked towards your group of people and Taehyung immediately jumped up to greet his brother with a big hug.
“Good morning to you too, Taehyung.” He smirked and returned the embrace, without ever breaking eye contact with you.
As soon as Taehyung let go, Hoseok strode directly to you and held out his hand. “I’m Jung Hoseok and you are?”
Too enthralled by his bright aura, it took you a second to realise he was speaking to you and you were at a loss for words.
“That’s ___.” Jimin placed an arm around your shoulder and looked directly into the older one’s eyes. “You know, my friend from Busan.”
There’s still a lot more projects, but these were the ones I wanted to show you for a while now. Look at all that smut tho, amirite?( I’m probably the only one that’s hype about it, but that’s okay) I’m making no promises these will be posted any time soon, because I’m a lazy asshole and can’t seem to finish a damn thing without starting 10 more, but now that I’ve put some pressure on myself we might actually get to see some new stuff on here. We cool? Cool.
My boy Percy’s here! My girls Mary and Claire are here! We’re gonna BOAT, we’re gonna DRINK, we’re gonna tell GHOST STORIES. Watch out y’all things are HAPPENING