#keep em rolling

[alyblacklist]

James Spader tells Whoopi Goldberg that ‘Avengers’ role was ‘extremely challenging’

James Spader’s portrayal of supervillain Ultron wreaked just as much havoc on his nerves as it did within the Marvel Comic Universe the 2015 blockbuster “Avengers: Age of Ultron.”

[magical-awesome-kid]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'

Oh my gods these food puns are so cheesy and so grate.

But you forget you anon that the first rule of food puns is that we don’t taco ‘bout food puns.

[yoursleepdemon]

Where do you read sharknilla I don’t have twitter so looking for alts. Also wanna be moots

hell yeah I wanna be moots

https://byler-archive.neocities.org/going-live here's the link to sharknilla (twitter free because I also don't have it!)

[selfshippinglover]

💖👏🎁 for you and rick >:3c

JAAYY THANK YOOOU WAAHH I'LL GET YOOOU BAACK >:))

Rick rolls his eyes, slouching over the black laptop littered with stickers and sighing. Why had he agreed to do this again?

*cue flashback sequence*

Cici and Rick are sitting in the garage. He's on his stool tinkering with something while she'd laying on the cool ground, clicking away at her keyboard excitedly.

"Heeey RRRiiiicccck~"

Rick feels himself frowning, already knowing what that tone means. "Whatever it is, no." He keeps his gaze fixed on the rubix cube below him.

"but-"

"I'm CLEARLY in the middle of something here..."

Ci frowns, sitting up with a pout and sad eyes. "Plllease Riiiick? I won't ask you for anything elllseeee ever agaaaiiiinn"

Rick rolls his eyes, lifting up a pair of heat resistant goggles to glare at her. "You don't actually mean that. No one ever does." He places the goggles down on his work table and walks over to check out her screen with an exaggerated sigh.

"I am NOT talking with your Tumblr girlies or whatever." Even as he says this, he's already certain he'll be talked into somehow anyways.

"......what if I throw in some kay-lax to sweeten the deal?~"

"FINE, give me that."

*cuts back to the present moment*

Rick sighs again, taking a sip from the flask in his pocket. "Right, let's get this over with then..."

💖 - What’s one really cute/cool thing that (Y/N) does?

"Huh," he reads the words with a look of indifference and a shrug. He kind of expected the questions to be more invasive.

"Cici is cute in general so that's just a given." He waves a hand semi-dismissively, but there's a hint of emotion in his eyes. "but she's also done plenty of badass stuff! Taking down a civilization, saving our asses in close calls, died for me, the list goes on and on." He almost sounds proud. "Might want to be more specific next time."

👏 - What’s your favorite habit of (Y/N)’s?

"Favorite habit? Who the hell phrases a question like that? Ugh whatever."

There's a pause.

"I don't have a "favorite" among her habits. They're alllllll equally dorky and below me."

A few feet off to his left, sits a system with 6 screens all monitoring different sections of the Smith household. In the upper right corner of the wall of cubes is one pointed to the kitchen. Ciara is reaching into the fridge most while humming the theme song with a big ol grin.

🎁 - Do you like to pamper them?

"What, me pamper her? I'M the Rick. I'm the one that's supposed to be pampered here! I only save this dumbass universe every single day of the damn week....." He crosses his arms, pouting. "That shit only works for me on special occasions, days when she's annoying me....or for bribery."

[militariacollectibles]

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[thefrenchbookworm]

2, 21, 58, 84,99

2: Do you take the  shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 

I never stay in hotels fancy enough to have tiny bottles of shampoos and conditioner in the bathrooms. But one day, when I become stinkin’ rich, I totally will.

In fact, I’ll probably go on a nick-shampoo-and-conditioner-bottles-from-hotels spree, stealing bottle after bottle, until I have so many hair products I will be able to fill a swimming pool and spend my days diving inside like Uncle Scrooge.

21: What’s your least favourite movie?

Twilight makes me angry, but that’s not a very original answer, so let me try again.

'All Dogs go to Heaven' gave me nightmares as a child. To this day, I can't watch it without feeling sick.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 

Yes. I blame it on the Matrix.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 

… can’t everyone?

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

My coffee-break-buddy (you know who you are).

… Wait, can I miss fictional characters too? In that case, I miss Dobby, Mister Tom, Ronan, Jon, Bigwig (and all the other rabbits), John, Harry Dresden, Harry Potter, Kvothe, and many, many more.

[lifeofapidgeon]

Awww yeah!

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