The French Bookworm

I'm French and I eat books. Epic fantasies are my favorite. They taste like chicken.

[mathes0n]

kravitz: look i know youre excited to finally meet my boyfriend, but can you please tone it down on the dramatics? just for tonight?

the raven queen, who had already invested in a fog machine and a staircase made of bones to descend upon: … ill see what i can do

[mathes0n]

kravitz: alright taako prepare to meet my boss, she’s been really hyped to see you

*kravitz opens the door to her room; pitch black smoke billows out dramatically*

kravitz: oh my god

the raven queen: T A A K O … W E   F I N A L L Y   M E E T

*she emerges from the smoke, descending upon a staircase of bones. shes wearing a long feathery black cape that seems to have no end*

the raven queen: W E L C O M E   .   .   .

*she sticks out her arms. ravens fly from her sleeves*

the raven queen: T O   M Y   R E A L M 

kravitz: oh my god

taako, absolutely enthralled: *applauding enthusiastically*

[alexisneoart]

When you open your camera app to take a picture of something and it opens on the front camera

[iknowthedrill-deactivated201603]

Is it bad that one of the many reasons I’d love to have a husband is the 24/7 protection from creepy people and also things that go bump in the night?

[flavoracle]

I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I’m lying awake at night and hear a noise downstairs, and I think, “Oh crap. I’m the husband. Time to go downstairs and die, I guess.”

[iknowthedrill-deactivated201603]

A true hero

[kingcheddarxvii]

“Not all men” I say, “there is but one who is purely good.” But which man am I referring to? In Iceland, deep in the woods and the snow, there lives a lad raised by wolves who feasts upon sunbeams and loves all of nature, unburdened by man’s sins. Tenderly, he strokes a hungry squirrel, sharing with her the last acorns of the autumn harvest. A tear rolls down his cheek. Who is he

[sosuperawesome]

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[theoldaeroplane]

pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”

[captoring]

[cashiercomplaints]

[princeskittles21-deactivated202]

angel: *descends from the heavens* FEAR NOT

humans: aAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAA

the angel, a literal flaming eye-covered winged wheel: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[dose0freality-deactivated202012]

SCREAMING

[daguerreotypen]

Are you trying to save my soul?

The Fall (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh

[sosuperawesome]

Enamel Pins

Compoco on Etsy

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[officialunitedstates]

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

[cannibal-felix-deactivated20160]

i do not accept the chrages

[officialunitedstates]

Letter charge (22):       $2.20 Word charge (6):          $6.00 Sentences (1):              $3.00 Typos (1):                     $1.50 Tax (7.5%):                   $0.95 Total:                          $13.65

[keelayjams]

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

[thetiniestufo]

life is fragile and beautiful

[sosuperawesome]

Stickers / Patches

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[sirfrogsworth]

This is Bazz the Beekeeper. A black lab who is specially trained to sniff out disease in bee hives. In Australia the bees do not stay inside and it isn’t safe for Bazz to go in sniffing without protection. So his owner created a custom beekeeper suit to keep him safe. And it is kinda adorable.

[dogaesthetics]

so darn PURE