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[h0rr0rb0r0s]

doodles

[orvillepeckdaily]

orvillepeck: Hey even cowgirls get the blues! Take some time for YOU today (and buy my cover issue of GQ Style). You deserve it 🤠😘

[payaso-affairs]

❤️💞🌙💞❤️

[hawkeyedflame]

this is really stupid but there’s this mechanic in black desert where you can turn in craft boxes to a vendor for money but they’re really heavy and you can’t carry a ton at once, so to turn in the daily limit you have to make multiple trips between your storage and the vendor. i find this incredibly annoying so i ride my horse back and forth to speed it up even though it’s only a short distance. just now someone was running their boxes on foot at the same time as me and, obviously, i finished way before them. then i got this message:

and honestly? i am flattered that my ingenuity (read: laziness) has been appreciated but i’m reeling over that last bit

this person straight up just turned a daily task into... an ego flex? “i consider myself a fast box runner” bitch this ain’t the olympics LOL

[royallyanxious]

Roman Sanders has completely changed my life and this is hilarious because Thomas himself isn't even my favourite youtuber and sometimes I feel guilty because of that??? I mean I love him a lot and he's a great person, one of the best in the world, but still-

[beckrulez-blog]

i’m so physically and emotionally tired right now but i’m living in actual filth from my last episode and i need to clean it tonight because first thing in the morning actual humans are delivering a couch to me and i don’t want them to see the absolute squalor i have been functioning in but all i want to do is sleep for days. 

[foqelmanis]

riley and tanner have the same bday woah

[narcissismmachine]

OKAY. so my parents are coming to visit me and my sister this weekend and I’m like looking forward to it aand all but lik im stressed af because I’m graduating in may and I know my dad is gonna fucking ask me about my plans after graduation. like bro. I HAVE NONE. ZERO PLANS. ZERO ASPIRATIONS. im just gonna live in this fucking condo and work at hell for the rest of my damn life. bitch you shouldn’t have paid for a condo. MISTAKE NUMBER ONE. I can mooch off of you and not live in your house for another four years. fuck no i do not have a plan. I’m gonna keep my lazy alcoholic chronically sick ass pplanted in this condo until i fucking die. that my god damn plan. (not really) (i actually want to get my PhD in American History.) (Some day I’d like to collaborate with a lot of other doctorates and write an honest textbook for use in schools.) but also prove why the history of the world says socialism is the way 2 go.) (but like I’m stressin OUT about them being here)