Hey, before you start reading, I'd like to say that I'm not posting this to call any of you guys stupid for not liking Brawl Stars, everyone is entitled to their own opinions (unless it's a very insulting opinion, in which case, you can go take a hike), heck, I'm kind of neutral about the gameplay mechanics, but for god's sakes, please, care about any games' stories more than the gameplay mechanics. That would be great. Thank you.
Oh, and as for the whole situation about Story Mode not being released, don't worry, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt with the possibility that you have the ability (Or at least learn how to have the ability) to write a fanfic or develop a fan game, both of which that shows what Brawl Stars Story Mode would look like.
Anyway, enjoy this trash-post! (I worked hard on it)
Also, TW: TADC Episode 8 spoilers, go watch it.
(This is part 1, since Tumblr only allows 30 pictures, so I'll post the second part.)
"The #KeepBrawlAlive update getting released? Players getting rewarded after spreading the word? If I didn't know any better, it's almost like Supercell is trying to..."
"..."
"... Where's Story Mode?"
"U-uh, w-well... maybe they're just trying to make room for all the other cool updates in the game, and they've just been super busy in regards to PvP gameplays!"
"We're all as excited for Story Mode as you are, and we're genuinely curious to see what kind of lore Supercell has cooked up!"
"... Maybe I should go and ask the developers how they're doing with the progress--"
"STORY MODE IS NEVER GOING TO BE RELEASED!!!"
"HUH???"
"Isn't it obvious? Supercell wanted to bait the players into believing it will come out so they can make fun of them behind their backs!
"HAH! That's not..."-
"... true..?"
"Yes it is! You're a horrible player!"
"You don't care about Brawl Stars at all! You care more about destructively ranting about how broken and bad the gameplay mechanics are instead of acknowledging that Supercell is trying really hard to give it a lore and story we'd actually enjoy!"
"D-do you know who I am?!"
"Yes! You're a crybaby! This fandom is going to fall to the ground someday, and what will you get then?! No Story Mode!"
"Stop that."
"And this whole stunt?! Just sending a hivemind of Dynamike players to spoil the fun of the Dragon Griff Boss Dungeon by caging themselves and not doing diddly squat?! Just to try and make Supercell work on Story Mode?! PATHETIC! You're like a child!"
"You never made us feel like we're playing a wholesome game! You don't play fairly for our sake, and you never bother to understand what we're trying to accomplish!"
"Your subreddit discouraged us from having harmless opinions and having ships and OTP's that are equally harmless!"
"You even commented how Sirius is not a threatening villain because of his in-game design while there are theorists speculating he murdered Gus! A CHILD!!!"
"And above it all... You just... DON'T... LISTEN!!!"
