#keepfindingyourselfbellyup

[fishfacedterror]

niko/alice UvU

(this is great because i was just lurking your blog n thinking about shenanigans)

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on

Niko, who ends up electric-sliding by the end of Animals. Alice doesnt really get the lyrics.

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes

Alice, due to a natural craving for sweets, but ends up making them herself because Niko either doesnt know what to do or they end up really doughy or he sets the house on fire

sends the other unsolicited nudes

neither because Alice just isnt comfterble with that kind of stuff other than that one time where alice wanted an opinion on a corset she was thinking of buying (that pic is still in Niko’s phone)

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt

i’d say Niko but he probably actually does know karate (or at least jarate) and will mess you up if you challenge him otherwise

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops

Alice 100%, to the point where Lizzie has been late for school on more than one occasion sometimes alice will even take notes on how they applied the frosting or layered the cake

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit 

Niko, which Alice completley detests, even moreso since Lizzie takes after her dad in that aspect

killed the guy (also, which hid the body)

Niko killed the guy, Alice baked the body into a plethora of meat pies and used the blood to make tea-cakes and other baked goods

wears the least clothing around the house

Niko waking up in the morning; he’s only clad in a pair of flannel pajama pants and a scragly 5 ‘o’ clock shadow

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason

Alice, but occasionally Niko will, especially if it pertains to how fast Lizzie is growing up

[armedaustralian-blog-blog]

keepfindingyourselfbellyup started following you

Wot d'yew want.

[thecupcakemedic]

"Hush, love."

"I had the most dreadful nightmare...!”

[thecupcakemedic]

ff+your husband of course

"Hm. Hm. Right, I’ll just- dispose of this. I’ll toss it right out.” She says as she stuffs the piece of literature into her bodice for later reading.

[thecupcakemedic]

Its clear to me that everyone needs a husband like Niko. Good on you for snaggin' the original, sweety.

Oh, thank you truly! I am very lucky to have someone who cares for me so deeply.

[jashatheushankaheavy]

I don't remember if I'd ever remarked on this

But Alice and Niko in a treasure hunting AU basically is the Mummy

[thecupcakemedic]

"Oh, also..." He had Lizzie in her nightie, holding her hand. "We want a bedtoime story, love."

"Oh? Well, you’ve come to the right person, then! Let’s all settle down, then, and Mummy will find a nice story to read," Alice cooed, bending down to kiss her daughter on the nose.

[thecupcakemedic]

Six sentence description? Yer a goddess, utter divine perfection.

Oh, hush.