#keepitinyourpantshoe

[paigeezy]

Just a little shout out to my best friend for hooking me up with my bae last night 😍😂😂😂😘😘😘😘 @keepitinyourpantshoe

[paigeezy]

When your best friend is too sexy....

[bmac18-blog]

Last night though.....summer is doing us dirty.

[bmac18-blog]

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them" I love you guys

[sarcasticalliespeaking]

Thank you for blessing me and all the wonderful people of San Marcos with your presence yesterday. I had too much fun! Vegas bombs treat you very well. Come back soon!

I would say it was my pleasure, but this morning’s hangover kinda ruined that. I am not worthy of your city and your alcohol tolerance. *bows down*

PS if you and “Orgy Evan” hang out I want pictures.

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Dear nene (youngniggasimba)

Dear tumblr user youngniggasimba,

So it's weird as shit that you just happened to look basically like me and end up at the same university as me, but I'm glad you've come into my life. You've become a pretty important person to have cross paths with and I'm definitely proud to have you in my friend group.

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Avery: *To Desiree* You're Hispanic?

Me: What does Rodriquez mean to you?

Avery: Well my last name is McQueen but do I look like a fuckin' car to you?

[teenagemutantninjatetley]

Happy hump day, goons