AU (probably omegaverse) where Steve, Keys, Kurt, Gator and Baron are quintuplets who were all put up for adoption because their mom was too young to raise that many kids and they end up finding each other through an ancestry test.
Steve: Fuck, this is insane. Okay okay okay okay-
Steve, pointing at Keys: You seem… mostly normal.
Keys: Thank you?
Steve: Who are you? What do you do? Where are you from?
Keys: Well, uh. My name is Walter McKey, but everyone calls me Keys. I code video games.
Steve: Code? As, like, a job?
Keys, passive aggressive: As, like, a passion.
Steve, rolling his eyes and pointing at Kurt instead: Whatever, what about you?
Kurt: Well, I like to call myself an entrepreneur and an artist.
Steve, confused: You like to *call* yourself that or you actually *are* those things?
Kurt: I mean- It’s open to interpretation. That’s the beauty of life, y’know?
Steve, rubbing his face: No. I don’t know.
Baron: Let me save you the wasted air- Knucklehead here makes YouTube videos and drives for rideshare apps as a day job. He also watches way too much porn.
Kurt: Dude, how the fuck did you know that??
Baron, suddenly holding up a phone: Took this while you weren’t looking.
Steve: Okay, what do you do then?
Baron: I rob banks.
Steve:
Kurt:
Keys:
Gator:
Baron: In drag.
Steve, pointing at Gator: Oh my god, okay- What about you?
Gator:
Steve:
Gator: My name is Gator and I’m from Minnesota-
Steve, to Keys: Nevermind, I judged you too harshly.
