Mar 24, 2013
NO THEY ARE MY BABIES I WOULD NEVER EAT MY BABIES. OKAY MAYBE LIKE 3 BUT NOT ALL OF THEM.
“That still leaves you with 72 turtles though! How are you even supposed to take care of them?!”
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NO THEY ARE MY BABIES I WOULD NEVER EAT MY BABIES. OKAY MAYBE LIKE 3 BUT NOT ALL OF THEM.
“That still leaves you with 72 turtles though! How are you even supposed to take care of them?!”
"What do you mean 'what for'? They're turtles. I own 75 baby turtles. Tis paradise."
“And…what is the point of it? Why would you want 75 turtles?” He stared blankly. “How is it paradise? …Are you going to make turtle soup out of them?”
I'm raising them.
“…What for?”
I have a fish tank full of about 75 baby turtles.
“…For what purpose?”
*comes back an hour later covered in stings and welps* that was a bad idea.
-stares at-
… -covers mouth with hand and snorts-
*takes off pants* I am going to live with the bees.
What— -mutters something under his breath and covers his eyes with a hand- Yes. Well. You go do that then. Good luck.
*pets you*
-stares at-
"Wow, crack really IS whack."
H-how would you know that…?