#kefkasks

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Kefka, how does one deal with an incessant barrage of long-range spell attacks? Just asking for a friend

@ask-keffycakes your help is needed!

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so I did a celtic cross tarot reading and every single card I pulled was Death. Is my deck trying to tell me something?

@ask-keffycakes

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Ask for Kefk: How can I get rid of an entire government?

@ask-keffycakes tbh we’d all like to know the answer to this.

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i thought these last like 10 asks were asking about franz kafka and he had an ask blog for a second

@ask-keffycakes this is not an ask but we would love to know your thoughts.

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Kefka, how do I get a man??

Hey @ask-keffycakes, here is an ask, they have not stated what they want to do with the man afterward.

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Help me Kef. My xbox controller is cursed by Bastet (I think) and it's making me lose competitive matches in all of the games I play. How do I calm the spirits inside it or convince them to let me win? (Cannot replace controller, performed binding ritual.)

@ask-keffycakes please advise!

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Is there a spell to keep my dad from watching soft core porn on my netflix account?

This sounds like subject matter @ask-keffycakes could advise on! :O

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i am presently cleansing & charging some water & crystals with the light of the supermoon. what should i do with them once they're charged?

@ask-keffycakes, it’s your inbox now! Please bestow upon us your wisdom and charm!