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Kehlani: He’s right, y’know. What if he tries to tell the islanders about you? Might as well take him out now.

Marina: We don’t have to solve everything with drowning! I shouldn’t have to say that.

Marina sighs.

Marina: Look, I just don’t want to be evil like you guys seem to be. Whatever I thought was supposed to happen with him, isn’t anymore. Let’s just drop it.

Kehlani: Hey! First, I’m not evil, Maki is the one you really need to worry about. Remember when he called the kraken out to sink a ship last month. They didn’t even do anything to him!

Maki: They blocked the sun. I was trying to sunbathe. You can’t sunbathe without the Sun’

Kehlani: See?!

Marina couldn’t help but to laugh at her friends.

Marina: Alright alright! How about no drowning him? It’s not his fault. I should have just come straight home after the run and this wouldn’t have happened. 

Maki: Well, I’m always up for a nice drownin’, so let me know

Marina: Were you eeven listening? Ugh... Just- where’s papa?

Maki: Sleeping.

Marina: Then it must be time to join him.

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Saturday.

Kehlani: You sure you wanna go to this? we can just go for a nice swim instead?

Marina: We’re already here. I’m already dressed.

Maki: I think this will be fun! And who knows? Maybe there’ll be some cuties here.

Marina: ...I can still make a run for it....

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Kehlani [laughing]: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!! Maybe I shouldn’t be telling you this! Mars isn’t gonna like this. Besides, don’t you have a girlfriend, anyway?

Kekoa: Kehlani, can you please just tell me! Quit joking around.

Kehlani: I’m just saying, dude. She’s gonna have my head if I say more than necessary. Are you sure you don’t wanna just go home, curl up with your girl?

Kekoa: i just really need to know...

Kehlani: Last chance...

Kekoa: I’m sure!

Kehlani: Ok Ok but, If Mars kills me after I tell you this you have my full permission to throw Maki off a cliff. Just because. 

Kekoa: Ok?

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Kehlani: Look. I’m probably not the one who should be telling you about this...

Kekoa: Any information would be great. I’ve just been sitting around confused for so long. I don’t even know what I did wrong...

Kehlani: It’s not you. <sigh> You’re not to first one to find out about Mars being a mermaid..

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Kehlani: You didn’t say he was cute, Mars!

Marina: Because he’s not.

Maki: He is.

Kehlani: He looks strong. Like juicy muscles and all.

Marina: He looks more human than anything.

Maki: Since when has that meant anything to you?

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Kehlani: Hey Mars. Need to talk?

Marina: No. I’m fine.

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Kehlani: C’mon, Uku!! gimme a discount! I really need these crabs for TInka.

Uku: You can just get them yourself.

Kehlani: But they’re pinchy! If I can avoid it, I will.

Uku: Why can’t Tinka just echolocate some.

Kehlani: Well obviously I’m trying to surprise her!

Uku: Listen, Kehlani. If I give you a discount Nelani’s gonna be on my ass.I’ve told her no 20 times.

Kehlani: I’ll trade you some kelp from the reef.cPlease!

Uku: I can just swim there myself! No deal.

Kehlani: But I’m saving you a trip. Be reasonable.

Uku: How about I save you some time. Just give me the full price and you can have your crabs.

Kehlani: Come on!

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Kekoa: Kehlani?

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Maki: So is she talking?

Kehlani: No. She’s been like this since I got here.

Maki: Alright so, you gonna let me drown him, then?

Marina: Drown him for what, Fishbone? It’s my fault.

Maki: If he’s got you like this this, there’s only one thing I can do as your brother to help.

Marina: You could shut up and mind your business. That would help.