#keiranbux

[sarayaemerson]

Yes, hello, my sources tell me that you have been often described as both, quote, "Stinky," and also, quote, "A butt." Is there any truth to these rumors?

tmi tuesday

“Let the records reflect that the verdict is, without a doubt: takes one to know one.”

[sawyerphoenix]

it's raining it's pouring, twinkle twinkle little star

it’s raining it’s pouring: what weather is your favorite? sunny! i miss surfing too much in the colder months.

twinkle twinkle little star: make a wish? right now i wish for some chicken nuggets, tbh.

[sarayaemerson]

@keiranbux

Saraya knocked on the door, a sigh escaping her lips. She’d spent her morning visiting daycare locations but, so far, she hadn’t found one that she liked. If she was going to leave her son anywhere for hours each day, the place needed to be practically perfect. Her standards were probably unrealistically high, but this was her boy and she wouldn’t just hand him over to anyone. It was times like these that she needed her family. “Hey kiddo,” she said, a smile brightening her face at the sight of her younger brother. “Haven’t seen you in a while. In the mood for cookies or cupcakes? I could go for something sweet right about now.”

[carasim]

Does anyone in town get on your nerves?

mostly sasha goldblum because she’s exceptionally rude and just mean! um...i think she’s the only one!