#keiraxhowards

[warren-legrand-blog]

Text: Hey gotta check this out: What do you call a painting by a cat?

Text: I don’t know know?

Text: Meowster piece?

[lionokoye]

Text: I've met your daughter.. She's umm.. nice?

[Text]: Yeah? She hasn’t mentioned it to me.

[Text]: It went well? Did you tell her you know me?

@keiraxhowards

[gusbedivine-blog]

Text: What the hell happened??

[ SMS Message ] So I was eating a cheeseburger, right? And when I went to pop the last bite, which everyone knows is the best bite, into my mouth, the condiments made the burger pop on out.[ SMS Message ] The mustard stained my shirt. So I swapped outfits.[ SMS Message ] True story.

[gusbedivine-blog]

Awesome prizes? Like what?

“... I feel you’re exploiting my generosity and the system both with your shite questions. However, I am a man of my word. There are an assortment of prizes to be had. I can’t list them all. That’ll ruin the fun. But here you are, citizen. Pick up your prize here!”

[gusbedivine-blog]

Text: I think the amazing Gus is gonna get over it, huh?

[ SMS Message ] I knew you thought me amazing.[ SMS Message ] Send nudes?

[gusbedivine-blog]

Someone surely likes to be in the center of attention ;) Happy Birthday!

“Hey, at least this particular center of attention is fucking handsome.”

“You know, we should be grateful for the little things.”