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Lmao "estoy caliente" does NOT mean I'm hot bc of the weather

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What does it mean then. What does it mean. You can't just say that and not elaborate. What does it mean? ANON WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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What happens if someone were to give you catnip? Is there a Galran equivalent?

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I am not a cat, okay? Get that though your heads! Just because the Galra have feline-like traits doesn't mean we're cats. They're from a completely different planet, get it?

And... I guess I've never tested it, so I don't know. But I'm not gonna, because it's a stupid experiment. I don't need to prove anything to you people.

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hey little bro... hows it going up there in space.. you should come back... we miss you - Shiro ( @shiro-blacklion )

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It's fine. Being with Mom is nice, and learning about where I come from is cool. Even if, you know, it's not all great.

Tell Lance I said happy birthday. I'm sure he's making a big deal out of it.

Miss you too, old man. As fun as space is, it's kinda... lonely up here without you guys.

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Do your eyes glow in the dark like a cat?

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First of all, cat's eyes don't "glow in the dark." It's a reflective layer behind their retinas where light bounces off it and making it seem like they're glowing. It helps them see in the dark.

And... yes. My eyes do do that. It's part of my Galra biology. Natural hunters and all that, so we need to be able to see in the dark. Shiro used to call me a "baby cryptid" when he would catch me sneaking snacks in the middle of the night because of the light reflecting off my eyes.

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Happy birthday, you lovable moron. Don't get too wasted.

Hope it's fun back on Earth. I'm sure your family will throw a party worthy of a Paladin of Voltron.

I'd love to see it someday.

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Tonight's dinner. Better than yesterday's. Tastes kinda like ube mochi but like... in a meaty way. Hard to explain. The texture is interesting. Why am I posting this? Because Shiro won't get off my ass about eating three meals day. So, here you go, old man. Nutrition.

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Dinner tonight. I miss Coran's food goop. Never thought I'd be saying that.

Tastes and feels like you're eating the inside of one of those jelly stress toys. With an aftertaste of... burnt bacon? But it's high in calories and protein, so it'll have to do. Can't afford to skip a meal when I've got so much to do. Mom seems to like it, at least.

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Lance keeps telling me that he's hot in Spanish. Like, I get it. Cuba is hot. You don't have to keep sending me "estoy caliente" with shirtless pictures of you sweating. I understand the point.