Jan 26
I squirted on my own face today and now I keep getting wet when I think about it 🥵
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I squirted on my own face today and now I keep getting wet when I think about it 🥵
I’ve been informed you can get ao3 fics onto kindle brb
so yesterday was my birthday. im in austria on erasmus + because of the virus i couldnt go home. i was fully ready to be Lonely as fuck.
and then my best friends threw me a birthday party on animal crossing
i love them so much
I don’t know who needs to hear this but those blogs that are a week old with 30 different posts of professional quality nudes and an immediate and endless stream of anon asks are catfishes.
Happy Father’s Day to all the tumblr dudes I’ve called dad when I’ve been ovulating over the years 🤟🏻
Does anyone else automatically block new followers who’s blogs are only like an hour old or am I just extra?
Who sent you?? How have you ended up on my page 5 mins after making an account?? Hmmmm 🤔🤔
Seeing thirsty men throwing themselves at AI catfishes with 6 toes really has me wondering why the fuck they think they’re the superior gender.
My sour dough starter is ALIVE