#kelucard

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Alucard: My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Kell: Well there goes your social life.

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Kell: Emery. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. What brings you here?


Alucard: I heard you were under investigation by the crown. Didn’t wanna miss that.


Kell: So much time with your ear to the pavement, it’s a pity a carriage hasn’t run over your head.

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You're not on my list, Emery. You ARE my list.

Kell

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Kell: My dreams were shattered years ago.

Alucard: How many years ago?

Kell: How old are you?

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Alucard: Did you hear that? It sounded like despair

Kell: It’s probably me

Alucard: No, no, not bitterness, despair

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Kell : Come on, your break is over.

*leaves*

Alucard : He doesn't- I don't-... He doesn't tell me what to do.

Rhy : He just told you what to do.

Alucard : I know. I let him.

*leaves*

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Kell: Go f*ck yourself

Alucard: That’s what Rhy’s for ;)

Kell: . . .

Kell: *disgusted noises*

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Kell: Alucard's a dick!

Rhy: He's not a dick.

Kell: He's a dick, he's a prick, and he's a cock.

Rhy: Okay, those are the same things.

Kell: No, they're—they're nuances of meaning.