#kenma week

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💛 KENMA WEEK 💛

 Day 3: Video Game (console) 

 kenma that's what you get from playing too much games

 //this is me trying to be funny//

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In honor of Kenma week, here’s cosplay of my favorite boy♡ @kenmaweek

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Ummm I wanted to participate in @kenmaweek even though I’m a little late to posting! I think this would be for the first day third year Kenma since the hair is longer ~ I think he’s third year would be his happiest! ( ps I think if he should be on any other team it would be cool for him to be on Shiratorizawa because he would be surrounded by so many powerful players and with his brain power I think he could really make shit happen. Plus him and Tendou would probs be good friends! )

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Fantasy Haikyuu Quest + Video Games = HAIKYUU DND

(Consider this my apology for being late and missing a day)

"I don't mind your teammates, Shouyou, but why did you drag me all the way over here for…math board games?"

"C'mon Kenma, it'll be fun! It's just like video games, but with more imagination! I'll let you use my super lucky dice!"

Shouyou would say it was the super lucky dice that pushed Kenma over the edge. Kenma would say it was the hope that poured from Shouyou's eyes like sunlight and the fact he couldn't possibly say no then. It'd be like kicking a small puppy. 

"…Fine."

Even though part of the reason he enjoyed video games so much was the lack of interaction with people, he was going to let himself be talked into this because he couldn’t say no to Shouyou. 

"Yay!!! This is going to be great! I'll call Aone-san!"

That’s roughly how Kenma found himself sitting opposite a very demonic assortment of dice, small tokens, a badly drawn map marked with a series of strange things and...was that a plush bird? Next to Kenma was an unbearably large white haired guy Kenma recognised as being from Datekou ("Aone" had been all he'd offered by way of introduction, and Kenma frankly did not feel like prying), and on his other side was Shouyou who was wearing a small paper circlet practically dunked in glitter.

("My sister made it for me when I told her we were playing magical adventures, and I didn't wanna say no", god could he get any nicer?)

Next to Shouyou there was Karasuno's setter (whose eyes had not left Kenma since he'd sat down and now Kenma was actually beginning to sweat), then a guy from Aoba Jousai (their ace, but his name escaped Kenma and he was scowling a little too much to ask) and then on the other side of the table was one of Karasuno's second years who reminded him, just in passing, of Fukunaga.

"Alright settle down! I'm Ennoshita," ah that's his name, "and I'll be your dungeon master for this evening! Because we've got some new players, let's remind everyone where we left off!"

We begin in the forest, just outside the great floating city of Fukurodani, our heroes - the paladin Shouyou, the ranger Kageyama, the barbarian Iwazumi, and the monk Aone - are on their quest to gain knowledge about an ancient relic that could help them slay the great demon Oikawa…

(Wait, why was the ace from Aoba Jousai laughing? And was this guy just using names of the teams he'd played?)

Whilst walking they encountered the sorcerer Kenma (Kenma had naturally read up on all the classes and power sets last night in a furious anxiety-riddled attempt to understand what he was coming up against), who was also looking for the means to defeat a craft cat demon who'd taken over his hometown. Together they all continued on to the floating city where they encountered a strange landmark…

"Roll perception!" A furious flurry of dice-rolling followed. "Okay," Ennoshita checked his clipboard (which he was using as a makeshift shield for all his plans) "Kenma can see the stone is secretly a puzzle! However, if you fail to solve the puzzle… you'll all be cursed forever!" Shouyou and Kageyama gasped, horrified. "So Kenma, what are you going to do?" "I…solve the puzzle?" "Roll for it! You may have just cursed all your teammates because that puzzle requires a-oh my god you solved it. How high is your intelligence anyway?" "Yay for Kenma! Let's go into the city!"

They enter the city and after Iwazumi forced the tavern keeper to spill his guts ("Spill it or I'll spill them for you!" "Roll intimidate. Wait don't bother, he gives up") they learn of a mystical mage Akaashi who hold the secret to the path to the Relic of Extra-Terrestrial Power but first the heroes must fight his winged gatekeeper Bokuto! (Kenma snorted out a laugh at that one)

A series of disastrous failures followed, including Kageyama's arrow not only missing Bokuto entirely but also hitting a small bird (whose death Ennoshita acted out dramatically using the small red-headed black birdie plushie on the table), Iwazumi's attempt to strike resulting in his ridiculously overpowered magic sword literally being embedded into a stone, and Aone and Hinata's coordinated throw which left Hinata now in the tree that once housed the aforementioned dead bird. Kenma - whose initiative had been pitifully low - watched his teammates struggle against the terrifying owl-god (and he swore he heard triumphant hooting in the distance) and began thinking. What was the pattern here? How do you beat Bokuto?

All of a sudden Kenma was hit with a beautiful, stupid idea.

"I pick up the bird."  "You what?"  "The dead bird. I pick it up." "…Okay…" "I say 'Bokuto-san look at this'," "...Okay.…" "Bokuto san looks at the bird," "…Yep, he would do that…" "Bokuto-san faints." "Whoa whoa whoa what?" "Bokuto-san can't stand dead things. He can't do dissections in class, he can't stare at dead animals on the street, he can barely tolerate his own blood let alone that of another creature."  "…well…I mean…" Ennoshita rolled some dice, before looking at Kenma with a mixture of apprehension and approval. "Bokuto-kun failed the constitution check! His eyes roll back into his skull and he faints! You guys win the challenge! The mage Akaashi will speak with you now!"

Our heroes - with the wisdom of the mage Akaashi - were now one step closer to defeating the Demon King!

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💛 KENMA WEEK 💛

Day 7: the cat and the brain

another lame blinking animation from me HAHA

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💛 KENMA WEEK 💛

Day 6: zodiac au

i tried playing with libra's design 🙈😂

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Day 1: Third Year

(Or “Kenma is Full of Regrets”)

There was a part of Kenma which would always regret letting Kuroo talk him into things. He called it the rational part of his brain. His mother called it his anxiety. 

Right now he was regretting Kuroo’s return from university, regretting inviting him along to practice (I mean he wasn’t captain anyway so he didn’t have that authority and c’mon Tora surely you would have - wait Tora couldn’t stop a fly let alone his sneaky former captain), and most importantly he regretted that he’d made a joke in front of his team (Shouyou said that’s how teammates bond and supposedly he was meant to do the bonding thing now he was a Third Year(TM)) that if Lev managed to make one spike today he’d dye his hair cherry red in celebration of the team. 

That Russian beanpole had been holding out on them all it seemed, because he’d not only made one - oh no - but six extra spikes. Kuroo was grinning and puffed up like a proud mother hen, making eye contact with Kenma that said “I’ll buy the hair dye”. 

Kuroo is not the kind of guy who’d accept “that was a joke”. 

Kuroo is not the kind of guy to let things go. 

Kuroo is exactly the kind of guy who’d have the whole team present when he personally redyed Kenma’s hair (it had just started growing out to pudding stage and he honestly liked it like that). 

And so, as Kenma sat in the chair set up in Inuoka’s backyard staring at his reflection in the glass door wearing a well-worn shower cap, whilst occasionally flicking his eyes to Kuroo in the kitchen looking like he’d just murdered a man, Kenma was filled with regrets. 

“All right! Timer’s up! Yamamato, get the hose!” 

Ah yes. Regrets. 

The colour, it turns out, would be the least of them. Lev’s insufferable ‘strawberry pudding Kenma’ jokes however, now those he’d live to regret. 

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💛 KENMA WEEK 💛

Day 5: Shipping

gotta promote my rareship as much as i can > u<)9