15 Day BL Challenge - DAY 14
Heyooo~~~ This was supposed to come out yesterday but I was busy, so... Sorry djsdksjdsk
Top 5 Saddest Boys
Let's do this bottom to top, shall we?
Number 5: Pete (Kinnporsche)
He barely cries, it's true, but to assume this man is fine is to ignore his entire history... I mean, he seems to cope relatively well, but what can really be inferred about a man who doesn't even think he's human? Kinda fucked up, kinda really damn depressing, kinda gonna throw myself off a bridge.
Number 4: Gaipa (Moonlight Chicken)
This list would be meaningless if he wasn't here. I mean... Imagine:
Your father died not long ago, your beloved dilf doesn't want you back and has a boytoy now, your mom just fucking died.
Number 3: Ray (Only Friends)
You thought it was gonna be Sand, right? Or Nick? SIKE!
Ray lost his mom, thinks his dad doesn't like him, thinks his friends hate him, is an alcoholic, was in love with a guy that didn't like him back for YEARS, nearly lost the only guy that maybe could help him be better bc he's overemotional and easily aggressive... Cried like a fucking baby to his therapist about all of this...
That's rough, buddy.
Number 2: Joke (Jack&Joker)
They made War cry every single episode. If you tell me Joke wasn't FUCKING SAD the entirety of this series, idk what to tell you.
His father hated him, he couldn't pass his exams, he was a wanted criminal, he cheated an innocent kid, he went to jail for 5 whole years, the kid hated him, he gets beat up constantly, everyone around him is trynna use his skills to get somewhere, his actions keep having terrible consequences, people are trying to murder his grandma, his adoptive daughter nearly died, his boyfriend broke up with him, ppl tried to play the SAW films games with him... Like... OOf, give this man a break, will ya?? He's tired! Damn!!
No wonder he's always desperate and crying, I'd be too!! Shit!!
Number 1: Non (DFF)
I don't even have words... Like, I wish I could start somewhere about how much this boy suffered but... I really fucking can't. So allow me to quote my past self listing everything he went through (with a few additions):
Poverty
Isolation
MENTAL ILLNESS(ES?)
Severe Bullying
Guilt-Tripping
Intellectual Property Theft
Being Framed for Mistakes He Didn't Commit
Rich Assholes Asking for Money
A Money Laundry Pyramid Scheme
Owning Money to THE FUCKING MAFIA
Multiple Threats to His Life
Police Interrogations
2 suicide attempts (AT LEAST)
Falling from a Motorcycle
LITERAL Textbook Grooming
Twitter Revenge Porn
A Terrible Break-Up
A Kidnap
FORCED LABOUR
Physical Assault
Overwork
(Probably) Forced Substance Abuse
Negligence
DEATH BY EXHAUSTION
I literally cannot think of anyone that can compete with this boy, like he went through what JESUS never did. He deserved to see all those ppl die.
HONOURABLE MENTIONS: Kenta (PitBabe); Vegas, Big & Porchay (Kinnporsche); Alan (Moonlight Chicken) & Nick & Sand (Only Friends)
Tony threw that matcha onto Kenta's face and made him cry for thinking the man who raised him loved him as a child. Plus his teenage crush left him behind and went and fell in love with a rapist. Man just had to be mentioned.
Vegas' mom died god knows how, he was raised by an abusive dad who gave him extreme self-esteem issues and a masochist kink as coping mechanism and then the guy was killed in a coup you guys DIDN'T EVEN WIN and now he's forced to obey the people he hates the most in life, he's got no power and no parents, a brother to take care of and the compensation is a bf with as much mental illness and trust issues as him. Congratulations.
Big didn't cry but living your entire life to serve a man who didn't give a shit about you only to die protecting the boytoy he suddenly promoted to husband gotta hurt as hell, dude.
What would you do if there was a child right in front of you? Apparently, to every single adult in Chay's life, the answer was "lie to him", for some fucking reason. His uncle lied, his brother lied, his ex-bf lied, his ex-bf's dad lied, everyone is a liar (and a thief) and Chay's trust issues might just be worse than VegasPete's, not even joking.
Alan... Ah, Alan... I feel like not having any character played by First in this post would be a dishonour to his name, right? sdkjskdjskdjs Man cries so much... And Alan is the epitome of this, I feel like. Not saying I like most things he did during the series but I get him, I mean... It was a long ass breakup and it seemed like it came kinda out of the blue. I'd be fucking miserable too.
Nick kinda did it to himself, I mean, you don't see a player and think you can wife that, but hey... We all make mistakes and ig that mixtape can be worth some good money if he sells it to Atom, so... ✨Silver linings✨!
I feel like Sand... He's just like Nick, he put himself in that situation sort of. Hence not making the top 5. Nevertheless, he did cry and cry and be sad, so... Shoutout to him, my precious little terrible singer <3.
