BEST REASON TO WRITE A FUCKIN' CASSETTE COMPILATION REVIEW AND DRIVE TO BAYONNE TODAY:
Serious Rockers - An Unblinking Ear Mixtape + 3/7/15 SERIOUS ROCKERS RECORD RELEASE SHOW: NEW JERSEY EDITION!
LET THEM BRUSH YOUR ROCK & ROLL HAIR! Can't imagine there's more than a handful of selectaz who could pull something like this off with the aplomb of Paul Bruno. His Unblinking Ear podcast has been a reliable source of one of Fuckin’ Record Reviews' favorite talk-over music beds (RZA’s “Samurai Showdown” instrumental) for years and yeah, he plays some pretty good tunes too. Really though, the man’s outdone himself here: collating 28 entries of sawed off cream pop and contemporary agit rock that practically signals the arrival of a new era we never knew we needed.
Some patrons’ll no doubt be hooked by the he-man Termbo erotica of Golden Pelicans, Life Stinks, and Heavy Times, but the comp’s center of gravity is the attention Paul gives unfettered great plains pop, as if the Embarrassment and Absolute Grey were more than just names to look up at All Music Guide (remember that?). Fer instance, I can’t imagine any card carrying total punk ginos sticking around for more than 20 seconds of Mike Pace and the Child Actors’ opener “Everyone Out Of The Car” (crazy good) or Invisible Days’ “In Your Sleep” (dreamy good), but Paul is obviously made of better stuff than most. His ecumenical vision of pop supremacy totally wins and we’ll spend the next two months (at least) following the leads Serious Rockers offers. It’s like a Tuatara or Wailing Ultimate for 2015.
Fuckin’ Record Reviews had the good fortune and sense to be present at the 2/7/15 Serious Rockers showcase with Invisible Days, Big Quiet, Snowmans Of Love, Scupper and FRR faves Lame Drivers (from whom we received a nice pen), but that was then and this is now...
TONIGHT 3/7/15 SERIOUS ROCKERS RECORD RELEASE SHOW: NEW JERSEY EDITION!
If you always figured Bayonne was a Weird New Jersey myth-to-drive-by on your way to the Princeton Record Exchange, then here’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to realign your thinking, gas up and greet the town's indigenous tribes. Or, as Paul writes, “Come for the cheap gas and cigarettes. Stay for the live music and buy some tapes.”
One major highlight is certain to be a rare sighting of 12xurecs artist Carolee, whose 2011 splatter cracked EP1 was totally fuckin’ awesome. PLUS:
KERBIVORE http://kerbivore.bandcamp.com/
NO OTHER http://no-other.org/
SUNSHINE & THE RAIN https://www.facebook.com/sunshineandtherain
SLANG KING slangking1.bandcamp.com
CAROLEE http://carolee12xu.bandcamp.com/