#kermit schaefer

[oldshowbiz]

Kermit Schaefer of Pardon My Blooper

[oldshowbiz]

1974 - Did you know there was a Pardon My Blooper theatrical motion picture?

[sohannabarberaesque]

From one of Kermit Schafer's "Pardon My Blooper!" albums:

"Now here's an item of local interest: Our neighbours over in Columbia, Tennessee--the largest outdoor mule market in the world--yesterday held a Jackass Parade led by the governor."

Imagine Dick Dastardly as the Grand Marshal thereof.

[sohannabarberaesque]

We can only imagine the following:

Via one of Kermit Schafer's "Pardon My Blooper!" albums, this introduction via announcer Dave Ross introducing Mexican troubador Tito Guizar:

"Ladies and gentlemen, presenting ... Tito Guitar and his guizar!"

Followed by a scene of Quick Draw McGraw butchering some Western balladry standard with his rather awful singing voice and an equally-out-of-tune guitar, to the annoyance of his faithful Babalooie.

[sohannabarberaesque]

The Best Of Pardon My Blooper : Kermit Schafer : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Tracklist: Disc 1: 1. Pardon My Blooper! Radio & Television's Most Hilarious Boners (Volume 1) (Side 1) 2. Pardon My Blooper! Radio & Televi

Now you know why one should never expect "bloopers" in animation ... or, for that matter, why animation was never made for "bloopers," inasmuch as the medium has no margin for error, to begin with.

(A few words of caution: It's been suggested that many of these "actual bloopers" may have been fabricated, in particular the legendary "Uncle Don" such, the incredulous delivery of "Sonny Tufts?!" and the one proclaiming "This is the Dominion Network of the Canadian Broadcorping Castration." Too, listeners should be aware of the content including sexual innuendo, double-entendre and spoonerisms.)