#kernel pult

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Kyle x Teo dynamic basically

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no way im nearly cryinf over a corn cob, i can't bring myself to tear the leaves off and boil it like lmao /srs?????????

(meanwhile, normally feeling emotions faintly)

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who is loving the corn that much dawg.

Anyways I kinda. Also . Want to like, pet kyle?

To see why he's liked of course.

corn is yummy ig

Bro gonna get spooked, but there's a reason to it , gotta drop a bit of lore lollolol

His backstory is not really tragic, just reality, and still left bruises though. For some time, the seeds for sentient potted plants were legally on sale around Neighbourville. Though, people are different, so there were unscrupulous owners among purchasers frequently. Subsequently, these seeds were banned from sale, but the damage had already been done, to him, and other hundreds of innocent plants.

Kyle had a weird one, in most negative sense.

A tiny game "find Kyle in 0.5 seconds" lmao 🥀

Lil dude seen some shit

Our crazy man ransoms him

(Dave was the first human to show genuine kindness to the corn boy)

And so, he'll cry if you'll pet him, not cuz sad, but just cause still every time someone shows him tolerance he feels complicated things that overwhelm him

Idk, he's shy and velvety, likes computer stuff and loves to cuddle secretly,,,, maybe that's why

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Goofing with commander,,,,,,,

Repeater dad being angryn't for once in while lmao

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*jumpscares yall*

also Teo does wakey wakey to Kyle just to tell him a Korn joke.

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reupload, bc tumblr is being an annoying shit

the corn being funny

(still lovinf Kyle lmao)

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KERNELPULT.KERNELPULT.KERNELPULT.KERNELPULT.KERNELPULT.KERNELUPYL.

k e rn el

Funni corn my beloved

(Kyle is confused)

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all hail the corn baby

Tested da brush ft. Kyle

Some areas of his body are velvety, where kernels used to be before transformation. Such as cheekbones and the back of the neck. Bro is a plushy