🗡️PLANTLIKE ADORATION🌿
how’d he bag you of all people bruh
—MAY spare you one or two drops of his witches brew if he feels like it
—this plant mf walks around in his underwear(in the house only ofc)
—CANNOT COOK AT ALL
—Despite how his “I’m better than you loser!” Act he genuinely cares abt you
—Dates are gaming in his room
—…no you may not see his search history
—You might have to remind him to shower every now and then
—Shoves cards he finds in your face
—He emits a sweet smell when flustered (take that as you will)
—LOVES to get all up in your personal space
—Nicknamed his crowbar basil or sum
—likes to show off how strong he is(bro is a twig bsfr) and uses bodyguard a lot
—Overall decent boyfriend but he lowkey needs to go outside













