You hear a sudden crash - glass breaking, things tumbling down, followed by a small, sheepish complaint. Glitch had tried to sneak in through your window, but when he found it closed, his patience ran out: one clumsy punch later, it shattered. Oops… But surely a few blessings and gifts can help make things better! … Right?
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas Glitch wishes you months filled with warmth and joy, and hopes you reach every goal you’ve set for yourself. You’re amazing. You can do it!
If you give him three gentle pats, you’ll receive an over 8 feet tall emotional support robot, fully installed in your home. But don’t worry, Glitch is a very good boy. He’ll quietly stay in a corner, patiently waiting for more affection.
He might sneak into your fridge at night, though… but it'll be worth it! (Hopefully)
OH I DID NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE SORRY
Yippeee!!! Oh hell yeah emotional support robot, that absolutely makes up for the broken window, buddy
Happy new year! :D