Everyone was wearing a suit and I was wearing some random ninja costume. I was so—super comfy. I was wearing my normal shoes not any dress shoes so I was—it's good! Might lose [ the team-building competition ] next year again, ha!
—Juraj Slafkovský, Montreal Canadiens, The Rebuild, "In the Mix"
Warnings: platonic, teammate!reader, fight, I made Rempe the villain whoops, mentions of comments of how she got in league, mentions of alcohol.
Ever since you had joined the Canadians as the only woman on the team, the boys loved you and were fiercely overprotective of you. Whenever someone checked you too hard on the ice, Arber was there along with Juraj ready to beat someone up. The whole team called you baby, considering the fact you were the youngest that didn't surprise you. Once joining the NHL only being the second woman in the league there where rumors. Most of the rumors were stupid but for some reason this rumor had stuck around and it wouldn't leave you since you joined the league.
You sigh looking at your phone, being subjected to another rumor about how you ended up in the league.
"What's up baby?" Nick asks.
"Well this rumor mill thing is stupid" you laugh, "the newest rumor about how I ended up in the league is honestly funny as hell."
"You don't need to be looking at that shit" Cole says.
You snort, "Well this rumor involves you" you look up at Cole and smirk.
"Oh boy do tell?" Kaiden asks.
"Y/N could never have joined the league with out sleeping with someone in the league, all these guesses of the Hughes brothers, Will Smith, Fraser Minten, are just plain false. To get into the league she couldn't have slept with any of the previously mentioned guys, she would have had to have slept with someone within the Canadians organization, I'm thinking Cole Caufield" you laugh before continuing to read, "if I was to guess he has the best dick and knows how to use it properly so he would be a prime candidate for her to sleep with to get in the league."
"That's enough" Arber yells, "I didn't need to know that."
You burst out laughing, "there's more."
"That's enough" Juraj says, snickering.
"I honestly don't know what to say" Cole says.
"I think she meant that as a compliment?" You guess
"Thanks? I guess?" Cole says.
"You know those people are just saying shit" Nick says.
"Oh I am aware, it's just the crazy guesses are hilarious to read" you say.
Nick shakes his head while laughing, "At Cole's expense that was funny."
"Not as funny as last week, someone said that I had a threesome with Rempe and Perreault" you snort.
"No, no" Cole says, "that's messed up."
You nod, as Marty comes into the room, "what are you all standing around for? We've got a game." You all resume getting ready for the game.
Ironically enough the game was against the Rangers, the boys had all warned you about Rempe. So on your first shift when you ended up on the ice with Rempe you weren't surprised when he checked you a little extra, but on the next shift you got him back by knocking him on his ass.
Towards the end of the game you and Rempe are taking a face-off, right before the puck drops Rempe looks at you and says, "you must enjoy sucking dick since you got in the league that way."
You look at him in shock, once the puck drops all hell breaks lose. You waste no time in dropping your gloves and punching him.
Matt not expecting you to fight is unprepared and you get him to the ice pretty quickly. "Shut your trap or next time I'll let Arber get your ass" you tell him as your lead to the penalty box.
Once the game ends and the Candians win, you all head back to the locker room.
"What was that?" Cole asks having been in shock for the last few minutes after your fight.
"I handled business" you shrug.
"With Rempe?" Arber asks
"He shit talked, I finished it" you shrug, "wasn't difficult."
"What'd he say?" Nick asks
"He made a comment about how I must enjoy sucking dick since I got in the league that way" you say, "I told him to shut up or I'd get Arber after him."
The boys all open their mouths in shock, "I'll kill him" Arber says.
"I don't think that's necessary" you say, "i did handle him pretty nicely."
"That was impressive " Juraj says.
"Good job Y/N" Arber says.
"Now let's celebrate this victory" you say.
"Hell yeah" Cole says before you all change and head to a local bar for your victory drinks.
your job with the montreal canadiens wasn't exactly one that most people expect. one that actually most people probably shouldn't even know about if you're really thinking about it.
you're not a team therapist, or a trainer, or even in management or communications. you're known as the team's stress relief. and by stress relief; you're there for the players to fuck when they need to let out a little energy or stress.
which leads you to where you are now. the locker room sometimes isn't the most comfortable place to have sex, but sometimes you have to make do with what you've got. especially if more than one player is gonna be taking their turn on you.
you're currently on your hands and knees on the carpeted floor. cole's cock is in your grip, guiding it to your mouth, swirling your tongue around the tip before hollowing your cheeks and taking him as deep as your throat would allow you to.
arber was on his knees propped up behind you. his hands were gripped tight on your hips as he was already pounding into you. everyone knows he's had it rough with games over the past couple of months, being in and out of the lineup constantly. so, he had the most stress and frustration to let out.
he was also being the most vocal about it. at first it started as little grunts or hisses when your walls clenched around him, sucking his cock further into your warm pussy. then it turned into real words.
'fuck, you feel so good, baby.' he groaned.
'she's perfect.' cole whimpered, throwing his head back as you licked a stripe from the base to the tip of his cock, sucking the tip back into your waiting mouth.
you moaned around him as arber hit a particularly sensitive spot inside you. the feeling sent vibrations and a new sensation up through cole's entire body, making him cry out. arber grinned, speeding up his thrusts, directly aiming for that spot now.
even though you were there to be used by them, they still took the liberties to give you pleasure as well. it did make them feel good to make you feel good.
'hey, if she's so perfect, you mind sharing?' kaiden called out from where him and juraj were sitting and waiting for their turns.
'fuck off.' arber growled, landing a smack on the soft skin of your ass.
cole's grip tightened in your hair, turning it into a makeshift ponytail, beginning to facefuck you. you gagged and choked on his cock, spit beginning to drool down your chin. you didn't wear mascara, but you're sure if you did, it would be down your face with how much eyes were watering.
the sight was enough to send him over the edge, and then he was spilling down your throat with nothing more than a sharp breath and no warning.
you worked your throat, swallowing it, using your tongue to lap up the drops that were spilling out the sides of your mouth and the last few coming out of his cock.
'that's it, baby.' arber whispered in your ear. 'taking it so well. letting us use you like this.'
you clenched down, coming around his cock with a small spasm. he followed right after, spilling inside the condom he was wearing inside of you.
you didn't take much time to recover once he pulled out. you still had two more to go. you crawled over on your hands to where kaiden was sitting in his stall. then you moved yourself up so you were straddling his lap.
he'd already rolled a condom on, so you lined his cock up with your entrance and then sank down onto him until his cock was fully seated inside your pussy.
he gripped his hands tight on your hips. you both stayed still for a minute, getting adjusted to the feeling. then you felt juraj's presence behind you.
'can you lift for me, laska?' he whispered in your ear.
kaiden helped you shift forward. you inhaled sharply as your clit brushed his pelvic bone. juraj opened you up with a couple fingers first before slowly and gently guiding his cock in next to kaiden's.
they both gave you another minute to adjust after that. then, they started moving. when juraj would thrust forward, you'd end up bouncing on kaiden's cock. when you bounced on your own, juraj would hit that spot inside of you that made you see stars.
they set a rhythm that worked for them, moving you back and forth in between the two of you like you were a ragdoll. juraj was also a big tits guy, so of course one of his hands; the one that wasn't stabilizing you, came around and cupped your breasts, toying with your nipples.
he mostly just grunted and occasionally let out the tiniest bit of praise into your ear from behind you. but it was kaiden who was the dirty talker.
'you like that, huh? letting us use you like this? like the little slut that you are?' he hissed at you.
you whimpered, nodding, your clit brushing over his pelvis again as juraj's thrust sent you forward.
'yeah, i knew it. you like being treated like a whore, don't you?' he teased.
you nodded, again, taking two of his fingers into your mouth when he brushed them across your lips. your eyes rolled into the back of your head at the pleasure and the good sensations you were getting from all angles.
since juraj was stabilizing you on kaiden's lap, kaiden used his other hand to reach between your bodies and play with your clit that was brushing against him, rubbing furious circles into your bundle of nerves.
'you gonna come?' kaiden whispered.
arber and cole were still watching you intently, own cocks in their hands now because of course watching you got them hard again. you nodded, making eye contact with cole.
'then come for us.' juraj whispered into your ear behind you.
you came with a cry, clenching down around the both of them. your body shaking with overstimulation and pure pleasure. your cunt spasmed, pushing both their cocks out as both kaiden and juraj came at the same time.
your head fell forward, forehead falling to kaiden's shoulder as his arms came around you, brushing the back of your hair down.
'we got you. you're okay.' he whispered.
juraj leaned down, kissing the top of your head as arber handed him a warm washcloth to clean you up with. cole was gathering your clothes up for you.
because even though they use you, even if you're just there for stress relief, they're still going to always take care of you when it's all over.
Inspired by THE Albertan hockey boy song “Animals” by Nickelback. Go listen to it to set the mood
Warnings: nsfw! Smut, oral fem!receiving, pinv, getting caught, awkward cramped back seat sex, not proof read, lame ass ending oops.
Summary: sneaking out for another rendezvous with Kaiden goes terribly and horribly wrong….
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The scent of worn leather and pine tree air freshener filled your nose, small gasp leaving your lips as you fell backwards with an “oof”. Kaiden’s lips almost instantly found the crook of your neck, coarse facial hair tickling you as he latched on.
It was routine by now… nearly two months of it. Six and a half weeks ago you met him. He was everything you shouldn’t get involved with. You’d always been “good”, in the sense that you were well mannered, kept up an impressive grade average, seldom stayed out late, and loved your family dearly. You only drank on holidays at family gatherings, and you’d only ever had sex with the one or two boyfriends you’d had back in the day.
Kaiden however? Kaiden was none of that.
His reputation proceeded him in your backwater town. Rough, hardworking sure- but a troublemaker. Whether it was starting bar fights, flirting with anything in a skirt, or drinking a liquor store clean, he was a menace in the truest sense.
You met him after you’d come back home for the summer from university. He went to a different high school than you, otherwise you would’ve surely known of him before… but no. The first introduction was through a friend of a friend. You couldn’t quite remember the words you’d been told, but it was something along the lines of “that’s Kaiden. He’s an absolute prick who works on his daddy’s farm. All he knows is beer, sex, and hockey.”
Unfortunately (or fortunately) for you, in addition to his reputation, he possessed an extremely charming smile and smooth tongue. He took a liking to you instantly. A special spark that went even beyond Kaiden’s usual flirtations with women (and honestly men) alike. He was exceptionally fond of you. Something about the way you oozed “sweetness”…From your flowery scent, to your flushed cheeks. Fuck he wanted you. To ruin you.
And ruin he did.
Your father picked up on your new ‘friend’ quicker than you would have wanted him to- and yes, you were an adult. But a young adult. Who still lived with her parents in the summer because school was fucking expensive. And with your housing situation came your father’s not so silent distaste over the people you’d recently begun to hang out with more. So… your meetings with Kaiden adjusted- worked around your situation. And soon enough you felt like you were sixteen again, sneaking out your front door and running down the street to hop in his idling pick up in the dead of night.
It was one of those nights again. Around 11:30pm, not too late- but late enough. Parked off the side of a back dirt road a kilometre or two from your home. Maybe one, two cars passed in twenty minutes. No one bothered you, knowing it was for the better to leave what was assumed to be two kids messing around alone.
A whimper left you as Kaiden tugged at your jeans, his eyes flicking upwards, a smirk pulling at his lips as he watched you nearly fall apart before he’d even touched you.
“Y’think you’d be used to this by now huh? Eaten you out how many times? And you’re still…” he pauses, your jeans pulled down mid thigh as he ran a finger over your visibly slick panties. “Still wet as mother fucking Niagara Falls.”
“Cocky asshole-“ you hiss, bucking your hips a little as you tilt your head down to look at him.
“That’s me baby,” he winked. “And you love it.”
You just grumbled in response, peering down at him with a glare that immediately morphed into a slack jawed moan as he made quick work of pushing your panties aside and licking a long stripe up your wet slit. Your fingers threaded in his blonde waves, tugging tight enough to hurt as your breaths grew heavier. It was evil how good he was. He ate you out in a way that felt other worldly. Hungry, and precise, knowing when to suck harder, when to push a finger in, reading your body like a book.
It was a tight squeeze in the back seat of the truck but Kaiden made it work. It was little bit too chilly to get up to your shenanigans in the bed of his pickup, and besides, it was safer to have the truck cab to muffle your shrieks and avoid drawing the attention of any poor nearby houses who’s residence were trying to sleep.
“Move your hips baby,” he grumbled, shifting you to fold like a pretzel, knees pushed to your chest and your head leaned against the handle of the back door. A little painful- you’d definitely be sore in more ways than one tomorrow- but worth it. “There we go. What a good fuckin’ girl huh?”
You nearly came at that alone. His voice low and raspy as he praised you. He knew exactly how to get to you. Tongue swirling around your clit, his laughter against your core sending shockwaves up your spine. Every time you dared crane your neck to look down at him he was already staring up at you with that same grin. Cocky, but blissed out. Like there was no place he’d rather be but between your legs. It took you minutes to let out a cry, moaning his name as you came hard on his tongue, tremors running through your body as your chest heaved. Kaiden pulled back, straightened a little bit before he grabbed hold of your hips, maneuvering you to sit up.
He let out a small ‘tsk’, dragging his palm over the worn leather of the seat, coming back damp. “Making a mess of my truck baby. Yknow this isn’t easy to clean?”
“Sorry,” it was a half hearted mumble as you sat in a heap, leaning against the now very fogged up window. Kaiden just grinned again.
“I’m messin’ with ya sweet thing. I couldn’t give a fuck as long as you keep screaming my name. Now c’mere.”
You hadn’t even noticed him undoing his belt, but sure enough his jeans were already half pushed down, bulge of his very hard erection poking through his boxers as your stomach did little flips of anticipation. Kaiden pulled you forward, your panties still soaked, sitting useless around your hips as he kept them scrunched to the side and out of his way. He sat up in the seat, lowering you onto his lap, thighs straddling his as you were face to face.
“There’s my pretty girl,” he cooed, voice so sweet you nearly melted. He kissed you, and it was so deep and slow you nearly forgot how depraved the situation was as a whole. Like if you closed your eyes… maybe you two were actually on a couch in a small farmhouse you called home, and you’d been making love for hours. But then you opened your eyes and met his. Dark and hungry as per usual. He looked like he was ready to tear you apart. It was an unspoken exchange as you gave a roll of your hips against him, earning a groan of pleasure, his hands fiddling to fully free himself. You wasted no time in wrapping your fist around his cock, giving him an eager pump. Kaiden’s brows shot up, scoffing.
“Eager little bunny. Ready for me to stretch this perfect pussy out for me?”
“Please-“
“Please what?”
“Please Kaiden,” you whined, voice higher pitched than you realized it could go.
“Not an answer.”
“Please Kaiden fuck me! Please please- please just fuck me-“ you were a babbling mess now. It always came down to this. He knew exactly what buttons to push, chuckling lowly as he lifted your hips just enough.
You gasped as he finally filled you, dick buried to the hilt inside you within second, knocking the wind from your lungs.
“Pussy squeezing me like it was fuckin’ made for me,” Kaiden groaned, hand reaching to squeeze your ass before giving it a small slap. “Gonna bounce you on this big cock till you’re screamin’ baby. Gonna fuck ya stupid….”
You just whimpered in reply as he gave little warning before your hips were being lifted, then dropped back down, his cock hitting that sweet spot deep inside you instantly. Your thighs were already trembling, nails digging into Kaiden’s shoulders as he set a filthy pace.The truck rocked slightly, hot breaths making it near impossible to see through the windows now… Kaiden’s thumb moved to rub tight circles against your clit, and before you knew it you felt that familiar tension in your lower belly.
“Kaid- I’m close-“
“I know, can feel ya squeez’ me even more- tell me how bad ya want it.”
You were about to respond. About to moan put some pathetic plea when you saw it. A flicker of light. Probably just another stray vehicle passing by again- they wouldn’t bother you. But then you saw the flicker again, through the foggy windows, over Kaiden’s shoulders, before it was gone as quick as it came. Kaiden noticed your eyes move upwards, peering out the back window, pace slowing just slightly.
“What was that?” You whispered, the coil in your belly fading slightly as Kaiden paused completely, a little disgruntled by your interruption to the moment. “I heard something-“
“S’nothin baby- probably the wind….”
You nodded, looking down at him, then to where you were connected, biting your lip slightly as the sight of him disappearing inside you. He bucked up into you, a whine leaving your mouth.
Then there it was again. Clear as day.
A slam of a truck door. Idling engine. Your blood ran cold as you saw, even through the hazy glass.
“KAIDEN THATS MY DAD! HOLY FUCK THATS MY DAD-”
Kaiden’s stomach dropped, terror filling his eyes as he instantly pulled you off him, yanking your panties up and tucking himself in his jeans as a dark figure approached the truck. You risked smudging a little fog from the window- just enough to see that your suspicions were correct. Your dad was walking towards the truck in the dark.
“Where the FUCK are the keys?” Kaiden’s voice boomed, you imagined loud enough for your father to hear through the door as he got closer. Kaiden was scrambling as you attempted to pull your jeans back on, struggling in the confined space. You nearly passed out as a hard knock hit the side of the truck. A pounding of a fist, and just when you thought you were absolutely done for, the engine roared to life. Somewhere in the scramble, Kaiden had found the keys and crawled to the front seat.
He took off without hesitation, speeding away from the scene of the crime as you stared out the back window, heart racing, jaw slack. It took you a few minutes before you could breathe normally again. You turned around to face the front, eyes meeting Kaiden’s through the rearview mirror.
“I’m fucked. Done for. I’m getting written out of the will as we speak,” your voice was an astonished whisper. Eyes wide and shell shocked, a smirk forming on Kaiden’s face.
“You’re dramatic.”
“Why’re you smiling you freak!”
He didn’t answer, eyes back on the road as you huffed in annoyance and crawled over the front console to sit in the passengers seat next to him. His eyes flickered over to you, hand moving to settle on your thigh, grin still stretching his lips.
“You’re so fucking gorgeous, I don’t care if your dad tries to kill me.”
“Well I do.”
“How does he even know it was me?”
You raised an eyebrow at him. “You’ve got a pretty recognizable truck. And he’s already spotted us before… just not in such- comprising positions.”
“Well…” Kaiden huffed a deep sigh, blue eyes finding yours as he drove down the dark back road. “Maybe he’ll like me better if I put a big rock on your pretty lil finger and make you my wifey hm?”
You swatted his hand, unable to hold back your grin as you gave a half hearted, “shut up.”
“Fine. Maybe not. Yet. But one day I’ll charm your family. Then they’ll have to let you spend time with me.”
You sighed deeply, fingers interlocking with his, this thumb rubbing over your knuckle, other hand on the wheel.
“You’re lucky I like you or I would’ve never taken these damn risks to see you.”
He squeezed your hand a little in response. “Lucky I am. The luckiest mother fucker alive. And I’m never quitting you. Whether your daddy likes it or not.”