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do not ask me where khan is getting drone safe water or why he let alice bathe with him. insane milfs make him act weird
How I met Your Mother
Ship: Khan x Alice
Inspired by this post by @emophobix
Khan awakens, his programming booting up as the management window pops up onto his display, showing a start up diagnosis reporting damage to his left leg…
His leg!? The haze shrouding his memory clears, the last thing he remembers was getting lost during a skirmish and stumbling up a network of tunnels. Near the entrance he stepped onto a hidden bear trap, its cruel jaws snapping close and mangling his leg. He struggled to free himself, trying to pry the trap open but it just wouldn’t budge. He was losing oil, his tank indication steadily lowering. It wasn’t long till his began shutting down.
He wondered how he managed to reboot with the oil loss he suffered but he quickly realized he was hanging upside, all the remaining oil in his system was drawn away from his mangled leg. Lucky him…but where is he?
Scanning his surroundings, he found himself in a horror show. The remains of drones decorated the dim room, a half butchered corpse lays on a table surrounded by medical instruments and butcher knives and the walls are covered in dried oil stains.
His artificial stomach coiled in disgust and his core beating quickened, he began to struggle against his bonds but stopped when he heard a low, mad laughter.
Emerging from the darkness, came a female drone. Her eyelights a neon orange and her hair a reddish brown tied back in a ponytail. She worn a helmet that sported a pair of antlers which was adorned with id cards, silverware and a light bulb. A wicked grin across her face, she crawled toward Khan. A tail trailing behind her with a knife on the end.
“Looks who’s awake!” Her voice was accented with a southern drawl. She gets right up in his face, “I thought you bite the dust! Lucky me, I like my oil hot.”
Khan’s eyelights hollowed, panic flooding his systems. She’s a cannibal, an actually Robo-Goddamn cannibal. He has to get out of here…but how? He needs time to come up with a plan, he needs to buy time…
In a sheer panic, he just blurts out, “Hey, there beautiful.”
Immediately, her smile disappeared and was replaced with a look of pure confusion.
It’s working, he need to keep it going!
Channeling every ounce of charm he had left and hit her with the look.
“It would be a privilege, to be eaten by a gorgeous woman like you but before you kill me I must know your name.”
A bright blush appears across her screen, “I-I’m…Alice.”
…Present Day…
Khan is sitting in front of both Uzi and Beau, “And that kids is how I met your mother!”
A tale of the three colonies
Chapter 3
Some time later, in the family room of the serial designation j team and the cyn administrator
The two groups of citizen weapon defense forces called waf and the disassembled drone defense force group have already explained fully
The serial designation j team is sitting on their luxurious sofa
Their cold air sky
The helrose family leader in the citizen weapon defense force group called waf and the cyn administrator in the disassembled drone defense force group are talking to each other
Nori:(slightly sweating in confusion and serious anger) so she failed to cooperate with a group of citizen defense forces called wdf in the citizen drone colony outside the abandoned ruined city right?
Cyn:(sweating and seriously angry) {exactly like that...my whole body is not seriously injured...my finger is missing a thumb reason a citizen drone woman has code 002!!!}
Nori and yeva helrose are shocked hearing the familiar code know a familiar citizen drone woman called an old friend of theirs
Yeva:(sweating shocked and seriously angry) [she is alive how did she escape from the cabin fever lab what? Why is she here living together with the citizen drone colony outside the ruined city right? She's not normal like us right?]
Cyn:(slightly sweating in confusion and seriously angry) {exactly so, how do you two know about who she is right?}
Nori:(slightly sweating and seriously angry with a bright smile) well our old friend became a human experimenter in the cabin fever lab that real name is alice!!!
Yeva:(seriously angry) [the truth is alice really hates my stupid wife nori the most!]
Nori:(slightly sweating red face and seriously angry with a bright smile) bite me!
Cyn:(slightly sweating and seriously angry with a slight bright smile) {thank you two, so you two want to see me for something right?}
Doll and uzi helrose have appeared
Uzi:(slightly blushing and seriously angry stubbornly) two moms, two disassembled drone women trying to look at me like a hawk right?
Cyn:(sweating shocked and seriously angry) {WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?}
Cyn looked back at serial designation j and serial designation v and started blushing
Cyn:(seriously angry) {my two older sisters are in love with uzi helrose's daughter in the helrose family right?}
Serial designation j and serial designation v picked me up and looked back at my little sister in shock
Nori and yeva helrose in shock looked back at the three sisters and looked back at their biological daughter uzi helrose
Doll helrose in shock and looked back at her older sister
Nori:(sweating shocked) is something going on in our family?
Yeva:(sweating shocked and slightly seriously angry) [why are the two disassembled drone women staring at our biological daughter uzi helrose?]
Doll:(sweating shocked) [...!?]
Serial designation n has appeared
N:(sweating confusedly and slightly seriously smiling brightly) why are v and j really in love with the girl of the two helrose ladies?
Serial designation v and serial designation j look back at serial designation n
V and j:(seriously angry and indignant) SILENCE, WE KILL SERIAL DESIGNATION N?
Serial designation n starts to tremble in fear seeing the two disassembled drone women
N:(sweating fearfully trembling and slightly smiling brightly) sorry...you two stand there killing me!
A moment later
Nori:(smiling brightly) OUR DAUGHTER STARTS DATING TWO WOMEN DRONES DISASSEMBLE SERIAL DESIGNATION V AND SERIAL DESIGNATION J REALLY PROTECTS THE HAPPINESS RIGHT, YEVA?
Nori looks back at his wife sitting next to him and nori starts to tremble in fear with nori seeing his wife is worried and angry
Yeva:(seriously angry and worried) [can you shut up for me?]
Nori:(sweating in fear and smiling brightly)...!!!
Cyn: (smiling brightly happy) {so can i have a discussion?}
Nori and yeva helrose saw admin cyn then
Yeva: (sighing in relief and seriously angry) [What is the discussion?]
Cyn: (smiling brightly seriously) {my discussion...the two disassembled drone women standing behind me have a long discussion between our two sides!}
Yeva helrose finger touched a moving wedding ring then
Yeva: (seriously angry worried) [...so serial designation v and serial designation j have a discussion between our two sides what?]
Serial designation v and serial designation j looked at each other and looked back at the others then
V: (slightly blushing and seriously angry) we want to meet the biological daughter of the two people named uzi helrose can often hang out like a let's date!
J:(blushing a little and nseriously angry) so we can be able to help provide fresh oil and batteries with other food sent to the colony in the city center is broken!
Nori: (sweat embarrassed and slightly blushing with slightly serious) we agree to discuss the two beautiful women drone disassemble!
Nori helrose said further and nori helrose felt blushing seeing the two women drone disassemble then
Nori: (blushing and smiling brightly charming) how are the sharp legs standing walking posture really beautiful charming drone disassemble like that right?
Cyn:(sweating confused and serious) {dear nori helrose... you turn back to look at your wife how do you feel right?}
Nori helrose feels a chill down her spine and slowly turns back to see her wife is angry with her knowing she did something wrong embarrassing in front of others
Yeva:(seriously angry) [NORI HELROSE IS REALLY STUPID MY LIFE SO FAR, MY WIFE LIKES TO PRAISE THE SEXY LEGS OF DRONES DISASSEMBLE THEIR WOMEN SHAME IN FRONT OF OTHERS OR OUR FAMILY...MY TWO CHILDREN ARE LIKE MY WIFE IS REALLY STUPID...WHY ARE MY TWO CHILDREN NOT LIKE ME?]
Doll:(seriously angry) [you are not like mother nori!]
Nori is in pain in her soul
Uzi:(sweating and slightly seriously angry smiling brightly) can my sister stand and say that word?
Doll:(sweating sadly disappointed) [...!?]
A second later
Serial designation n and serial designation v with serial designation j along with the two twin sisters in the helrose family went to the yard to breathe fresh air except the two wives in the helrose family and the administrator continued to talk to each other
Yeva:(seriously angry) [so we have cooperation between our colony and your colony also known as the administrator in the detachable drone colony?]
Cyn:(seriously) {of course, I really want to tell the truth about the leader in the citizen defense force group called wdf having a wife!}
Nori:(sweating confusedly and a little seriously angry) Who is the khan doorman having a wife?
Cyn:(sweating confused and a bit serious) {khan doorman is a citizen drone man with white eyes with fake mustache about 50 years old or older really a weak timid man never fights against killer drones and always protects others from outside dangers must live in a bunker... he loves his favorite door really master engineer right?}
Nori:(a bit seriously angry) she knows khan doorman!
Yeva:(seriously angry) [back to the main point!]
Cyn:(sighs in relief and seriously) {khan doorman has a wife the real full truth is alice doorman... a beautiful orange citizen drone woman who is young around thirty years old or so... he has a biological first son and an adopted son!}
Doorman family perspective
At the bunker also known as the citizen drone colony outside the ruined city and the workshop area of the citizen defense force called wdf with the khan doorman's leader's office
Khan doorman is sitting on the chair on the desk listening to his wife's angry cursing talk
Alice doorman is standing behind leaning against the wall feeling angry cursing at her husband and staring at her husband
The deputy leader named tom is standing in front of the door
Alice:(seriously angry) now now do you understand me?
Khan:(sweating and smiling a little seriously) ok do you understand me, what do you want to do?
Alice:(sighing in relief and seriously angry) i want to meet helrose's family ok?
Khan:(sweating and smiling a little seriously) ok, i won't interfere with you and you want to do whatever you like!
Tom:(sweating and smiling a little seriously)...!!!
tessa james elliot perspective
At the distant moon of the planet copper-9 and the small base of the james elliot family with the workshop of tessa james elliot
Since tessa james elliot's parents have long been dead, the human race on their old earth has been exterminated or tessa james elliot discovered a virus with supernatural powers deadsolute solver that never dies of herself or the cyn administrator called her old cyn maid has a virus with supernatural powers absolute solver of them, especially tessa james elliot has been reborn in a new body which is the body of her own citizen drones the latest version or tessa james elliot is haunted by the influence that has eaten her own home earth really evil in front of her or the core of tessa james elliot is really a source of power.
Tessa james elliot is pressing buttons on her laptop
Tessa:(seriously angry and smiling brightly) found it!
Sorry guys, chapter 3 has three different perspectives:
The first view: cooperation
second view: the new couple is khalice
last third view: tessa james elliot is a citizen drone
i like your comments
I AM HAPPY WITH THIS AND WANNA FINISH IT
i too cannot handle when a sexy deergirl licks me
on my screen theyre all uncoordinated which is probably the true khan doorman shipping experience
What is khan doorman the treatment of the gatekeeper parents?
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