★ nori freakman

he/her credit if using my art as pfp, do not repost w/o credit, you know the deal. dms only opened for khan doorman ★

[emophobix]

jesse we need to introduce ourselves

my art /// my reblog sideblog /// daily khan

BestIntroEver.mp3…

♱ ————— ♱ hi i'm (em)ophobix, j or nori.

7teen (yikes), she/him, your favorite murder drones artist’s favorite eldritch terror ;]

the khori + parental polycule ceo

khan and nori’s husband and gf

15+ please (i sometimes make suggestive jokes that i am personally not comfortable making to anyone under 15)

VERY GLITCH PROD. CRITICAL, i have a bias against them and my posts will reflect that.

i also do not engage in convos about tadc, i am personally uncomfortable with how white-heavy the show is, especially with new stuff from the last act.

khan haters/those who mischaracterize him dni, give me your money.

♱ ————— ♱

[yadchi-i-guess]

week three artfight attacks

slowed down a bit on account of sibling animosity but we're trudging along.

Here's part three! Please note the first and fifth images contain eyestrain.

@beetlemints's Uzi kinsona, Bugzi! She's inspired by a death head hawkmoth.

@/crazysnor1ax's werewolf'd sona (Spooklax) and Thin Man!

@/diablo-sera-tops's Grand Reed 17 and Soulblood Lace! This was a polished piece.

One of @echothevessel's vessels, Serrated! Along with Voyager cuz they also have a dagger.

@p---l---c's healer vessel, Mishie!

@emophobix's cat Tinsel and @rufpup47's AU Khan! (Basically Uzi's dead and i decided Khan needed comfort)

And lastly, @angeliccynthious's sona, Cynthia! And im just now realizing i forgot to detail one of Cynthia's drawings oops my bad

[emophobix]

MY FUGLY THING

[emophobix]

“oh! my hot topic has the exclusive blind bag pins! i wouldn’t mind getting anyone, but it’d be funny if i got the chase, or even j considering the special yesterday!”

the smug, joobilicous j on my jeans:

[emophobix]

how i look before an uzi fictive slimes me out for saying how i eternally thirst for her parents

[cybernetic-programming]

did you Forget.

[emophobix]

uhm

[emophobix]

how i look before an uzi fictive slimes me out for saying how i eternally thirst for her parents

[emophobix]

THIS FAMILY PMO . my dad all excited telling me to come into the living room and there he is just sitting on the couch carrying my mom. is this how uzi feels.

[emophobix]

okkk guys wehb is the doorman family special!!!! amirite!!!!!!!!!!

gets hit with a rock

[emophobix]

The jenvy pen is being passed actively

ibwish i could be jenvy’s blunt

[emophobix]

sigh. my jenvy brainrot is stronger than ever and i’m really nori and khan obsessed. might bash my head in and waste more money

[emophobix]

my final bet on what the new md thingy is gonna be is a 5 minute short.

i don’t think md is coming back for real for real because the promotions are very small . if it was a new season or even a prequel/sequel show, glitch would be absolutely funneling everything into promo, pre orders for merch, etc.

i’m pretty sure when md ended, glitch themselves said they wanted to do short form content for the drones, so thats my current bet.

please glitch plespslsplspsls doormans pleaseeee iam going to KILL

[halfananiteacid]

how do you think khan and nori got together, like how they confessed/who confessed first. big eyes you.

Hmmm. Honestly I could see it both ways under specific circumstances, but given Nori's entire situation before meeting him, and her scrambled memories for a bit, and well... Their canonical first reunion were she face plants trying to run away from him after outright lying because she's too scared to say it's her uhhhh Khan would probably be the one most likely to confess first in most situations lmaoo

As for how exactly, I'm not really sure. I don't actually watch a lot of romance stuff, nor am I usually interested enough in the romance of stories to make notes like that lmao.

Maybe with a grand gesture— like something he literally saw in a romance movie level of "this could go so bad if this wouldn't 100% work on her" grand gesture. Nori would swoon so much but be embarrassed about it bc yeah it was VERY corny and probably would've been really cringe.

I dunno, there's definitely those like, fake rose petals thrown about the place.

[emophobix]

khan found 3 big ass bags of fake rose petals and used every single one for his confession. years later when uzi’s trying to plan a lil hang out date with n and v, she finds like 13 fake petals in the couch

[emophobix]

almost perfectly accurate emophobix design height difference btw

[emophobix]

my interpretation of this is j feeling guilty about what shes done to v and n while they’re just trying to integrate her into the colony to smooch her w uzi

[emophobix]

in my educated emophobix opinion i feel like it isnt gonna b a prequel because they feel all too chill with each other . but either way i just want any content of them godbless jenvy . notice how we get all this when i start being jenvy obsessed… #lotstolearn

[disassembly-required]

Honestly thank you for manifesting this into existence with your spontaneous jenvy Energy I owe you my life

[emophobix]

[emophobix]

tell me why i get something in the mail from hot topic for the first time ever (coupons) AND IT HAS GLITCH ON IT. THESE BASTARDS KNOW I CRAVE THE DRONES

[emophobix]

my interpretation of this is j feeling guilty about what shes done to v and n while they’re just trying to integrate her into the colony to smooch her w uzi

[a-space-dragon]

V you asshole you’re not even taking bites out of that arm you’re just biting it

[emophobix]

she’s nibbling it!! like corn on the cob!!

[emophobix]

my interpretation of this is j feeling guilty about what shes done to v and n while they’re just trying to integrate her into the colony to smooch her w uzi

[voltronimus-prime]

Wait did you make this?

[voltronimus-prime]

WAIT IS THIS OFFICIAL?!

[emophobix]

YES LMAOO

[emophobix]

also its canon n manspreads. we gotta kill him now