★ nori freakman

he/her credit if using my art as pfp, do not repost w/o permission, you know the deal. dms only opened for khan doorman ★

[emophobix]

jesse we need to introduce ourselves

my art /// my reblog sideblog /// daily khan

BestIntroEver.mp3…

♱ ————— ♱ hi i'm (em)ophobix, j or nori.

7teen (yikes), she/him, your favorite murder drones artist’s favorite eldritch terror ;]

the khori + parental polycule ceo

khan’s wife and boyfriend

15+ please (i sometimes make suggestive jokes that i am personally not comfortable making to anyone under 15)

khan haters/those who mischaracterize him dni, give me your money.

♱ ————— ♱

[emophobix]

i too cannot handle when a sexy deergirl licks me

[emophobix]

has anyone thought of transfem thad. ik i talked about it with rain but genuinely. it is very interesting to me and if someone has already thought of this pls give me your ideas

[halfananiteacid]

Transfem Thad starting off pretty small on the "huh maybe I'm trans" stuff by just wearing a skirt and literally nobody makes a big deal but Thad keeps getting the "oh skirt go spin?" comments and ofc she's gotta show how AWESOME it is

[emophobix]

has anyone thought of transfem thad. ik i talked about it with rain but genuinely. it is very interesting to me and if someone has already thought of this pls give me your ideas

[calmenergy2125]

how has this thought never occurrd to me holy shit, I feel like a third eye has been opened

[emophobix]

I HAD THE SAME FEELING TOO😭😭😭😭I MIGHTVE BEEN FLOATING FROM MY BED FROM THE LONE THOUGHT OF TRANSFEM THAD

[emophobix]

see md tumblr is cool because you guys love fat bitches whole heartedly. none of you are posers

[emophobix]

has anyone thought of transfem thad. ik i talked about it with rain but genuinely. it is very interesting to me and if someone has already thought of this pls give me your ideas

UPDATE @rainofdauwuand0w0 WAS THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP FIRST GO APPRECIATE HER BIG ASS BRAIN

[emophobix]

do i let them do it with no tomodachi protection again

khoriling number 3

yes!!

no

Voting ended onMay 31

[emophobix]

oh my god i only just noticed it was 100% yes

[emophobix]

If you were an insect you would be called beemophobix

bzzbzz…

[emophobix]

looks like you found my nori askblog

i too am a certified nori freakman

we are nori freakmans!!!!

[emophobix]

how you look at v

[emophobix]

people whove already seen this in bsky no u havent but heres me at like. at max age of 5. no clue why the fit went hard but here we are

[emophobix]

Oh my god

Uzi doorman citron

no fucking way . these are uzi’s citron redesigns

[emophobix]

Spider-taur Nori.

Yay or nay?

-Glitternon

GLITTERNON I WAS GONNA DRAW SPIDER-TAUR NORI BECAUSE THIS AWAKENED SOMETHING IN ME BUT I GOT TOO BUSY W STUFF

But yes. ohmy god yes. Please.

[emophobix]

a while ago i had someone try arguing with me that khan was bullying uzi because he laughed at the idea of her having a partner and. ok.

we can be nice about it but when you watch that scene it is so obvious uzi is lying to get out of this confrontation. that’s the point. that is why he laughs at her. because she’s just looking for any excuse to get khan off her ass so she can go outside to finish her railgun, thats why she tries something embarrassing/‘cringe’ . it also feeds into that edgy, rebellious persona she keeps up.

[emophobix]

is uzi even tall enough to legally be in a car without a booster seat

yes i know it’s weight + height but if we included weight then it’d be an automatic yes if we assume drones r heavy asf

[emophobix]

for some reason tumblr just automatically has comments open on all of your posts without me clicking on them. its not just your posts either its just any comment section that you are in that happens to land on my dash

ITS THE NEW TUMBLR UPDATE. THEY’RE MAKING COMMENTS VISIBLE LIKE IT’S TWITTER AND I DONT KNOW WHY.

[emophobix]

do you think khan and nori e-dated for a while when she came back because she still didn’t wanna tell khan who she was