Ghost of Kurze: What on all of the earths is a Kharadron?
Khorne: STRANDED SQUATS WITH PRACTICAL BODY ARMOR. ABLE TO TRANSIT BETWEEN WORLDS BUT TRAPPED WITHIN HELDENHAMMER’s DIMENSION.
Hashut: That’s... quite articulate, Khorne.
Tzeentch: A pain in my infernal ass, that’s what.
Nuffle: Isn’t that just another name for Space Sharks?
Nurgle: Flying Dwarves. In Zeppelins.
Me: Meh. I mean, I might quibble over terminology, but that is essentially...
Gary: I like to think of them as Dwarves so full of their own importance that they’ve gone all floaty.
Tzeentch: That’s very well put, Speedy Gonzales. I wish I’d thought of that.
Gary: I honestly have no idea how to properly respond to that.
Me: Why all the questions lately, Konrad?
Ghost of Kurze: Reading ‘Age of Sigmar’ stuff during lockdown.
Nurgle: You are at zero risk, being an ethereal being who has passed beyond the....
Ghost of Kurze: Yeah, yeah. I know. Call it a symbolic act and don’t read too much into it, okay? Hanyak.
Nurgle: What did he call me?!
Me: Magyar phrase. Lot of Hungarian (and for some reason, Welsh) words on Nostramo.
Hashut: Welsh -is- the language of evil.
Ghost of Kurze: I called you a crazy idiot, Nurgle.
Nurgle: If you weren’t dead and under Malal’s protection, I’d...
Nurgle: What did he call me?!
Me: He called you a “shit ass,” roughly translated.
Nurgle: Nah... those are cacodaemons. Different department.
Hashut: So, I always think of the Kharadron as GW’s way to apologize to Dwarf players for years of neglect. Except my people. Because to hell with my people, right? I mean, come on, man, we...
Khorne: IT’S JUST A GAME, RUNT. IN THEIR REALITY, THEY HAVE IT SLIGHTLY BETTER.
Hashut: That’s not adequate. You know damned well, that if enough people believe in something, that thing becomes...
Hashut: *continues* ...and that’s how they LOST the Juggernaut. And then, “what’s this mysterious threat from the East?! Let’s give them a proper army book. Nah. Just do something with Ogres, because...”
Ghost of Kurze: I feel as if my question was not adequately answered.
Hashut: ...and then Forgeworld comes along, but loses interest in Fantasy, so...
Nurgle: Same company. Just a made up name to justify higher prices.
Hashut: *ignores this* breaks the damned Skullcracker mold...
Me: Yeah. I think we’ll cut here.
Nuffle: But, I was going to ask....
Tzeentch: Constantine Valdor?
