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"Dear ex boyfriend"

Dear ex-boyfriend,

I haven’t thought about you in months. I don’t know where you are, what you’re doing or who you’re with but no offence I couldn’t care less. Congrats on being my last ex though, because I’ve found a keeper.

Sincerely, Mrs Eli Kim

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Dear Myungpoo

Dear Myungpoo,

I seriously need a new nickname for you because wow who hasn’t called you Myungpoo. Unfortunately I am your noona and I know you’re gonna call me that more often since you know I don’t like being called that. I haven’t known you for long, well I kinda have back when I was your “Swag Noona”. But then you left but you’re here to stay. Alright, I will admit you’re handsome, happy? But you’re like a girlfriend to me, so come to noona whenever you’re in trouble, okay?

Love, Pigeon’s Wife

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Dear Taebutt

The question is should I make this long and heartfelt or really dumb?

Dear Taebutt,

You butt, I know you sent this but I don’t know why you’re anon. Anyways, we go way back. Well not really since it hasn’t even been a year, but it will soon. Wow, almost a year since you’ve ruined my life. I’M KIDDING! But first, let me thank you. Without you and your help, I wouldn’t be here and I wouldn’t have met all the lovely people I’ve met before. We’ve been through a lot of heartbreaks and stressful times (which most are yours) but we’ve been through them together and we always know it’s gonna be okay because at least we have each other. Oh man, that was lame. Well butt, we’ve had a lot of good times together and millions of typos and funny stories to look back on. So congrats, the butts have been together for (almost) a year. Here’s to many more!

Love, Hyobutt