#kickasskaty

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harmonyroleplays replied to your post:*looks at to do list again* wait, have I really...

I envy you.

shhhh just love me. It’ll all be over soon. month of doing nothing! now write your play. :|

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casually creating a pair of serial killers with @harmonyroleplays

my kind of wednesday

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lindsay pearce

Once upon there was a Jeff player. Due to previous RP experiences, the Jeff player had an extreme aversion to Lindsay Pearce FCs, often played as Harmony in Glee RPs. They’re a minor character and didn’t show up often enough to be an issue. Until she joined what was mostly a Warbler re-do type RP thing. Anyway, she ran into a Harmony there who was pretty chill, and the player was the admin who was super nice and cool. After the RP died, she joined and ask RP where this Harmony player happened to be. The Jeff player enjoyed her Harmony and began to open the doors of friendship with her. Eventually, the Harmony player joined another RP the Jeff player was in, MAC! This was where everything magical happened. Their friendship developed both IC and OOC, and it was a lovely experience. Soon enough the Jeff player realized that due to repeated exposure to this lovely person and her wonderful Harmony, she no longer had a distaste for the character or the FC. Amazing! So when she joined yet another RP (oh the days when one could manage multiple active groups), she convinced the other player to join as Harmony. Alas! The characters they played got along so well IC, the two, ever so cautiously, ventured into shipping territory. After three RPs together it had yet to be done, but there was a first time for everything. With a bit of tiptoeing around and awkwardness a plot was finally set into motion. It was magical! The two went on to build a fantastic ship, a lasting friendship, and a dozen and a half AUs that will live on in memes and in their hearts forever.

The End

And this has been my love letter to my ship soulmate, @harmonyroleplays

SEND ME A FC AND I’LL SHARE THE BEST EXPERIENCE I’VE HAD WITH SAID FC.

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[text] Today I asked my mother to buy me smaller condoms by mistake, instead of smaller tampons. If she pitifully looks at your crotch the next time you come over, don’t be confused.

Jeff → Harmony

[msg]: The same mother who completely and totally hates my guts, that one?[msg]: Do you think that’d work in my favor or against me? On one hand, she could take pleasure in thinking I’m inadequate. On the other, she could hate me even more for thinking I’m not enough for you.[msg]: You know, I’m starting to miss the days your mum wouldn’t let me near your family home.

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[text] So anyway, the moral of that story is that they actually have a tiny jail in malls. // [text] It’s been twelve hours and I think I’m officially ready to enter into the slutty stage of the break up phase.

[Harmony]: So anyway, the moral of that story is that they actually have a tiny jail in malls.

[Jeff]: I don’t think that was a lesson I ever wanted you to have to learn...[Jeff]: What did you and Sugar even get up to???[Jeff]: I thought it was a bachelorette party why were you even in a mall?

[Ellie]: It’s been twelve hours and I think I’m officially ready to enter into the slutty stage of the break up phase.

[Sarah]: Oh, is that what we’re doing? I thought we entered the slutty stage after the third round of Hummel’s shots.[Sarah]: What’s in those things, dragon blood remover?[Sarah]: Anyway, if you can get sluttier than kicking off your heels and pole dancing on top of the bar then I’m fucking game.

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I ღ memes. (Also do the thing plz because yes).

Jeff & Harmony

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Harmony, usually. She’s a busy gal and she likes to get started early. Jeff prefers to sleep in as long as he can.

Who’s the one to make breakfast: Jeff, he usually handles most of the cooking and breakfast is his specialty.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Jeff, he likes to spoil Harmony.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Jeff, probably.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Jeff. It doesn’t happen because they’re both workaholics, but he suggest it between kisses before he finally lets her go.

Who chooses the movies: Jeff, he has better movie knowledge and Harmony usually lets him know when she doesn’t want to watch something he picks.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Jeff, he can’t resist and she doesn’t mind either.

Who orders lunch: If they’re ordering in, it’s usually Harmony picking the place.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Jeff sometimes will playfully.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: I can see Harmony doing this, and Jeff holding her and petting her hair.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Jeff, he’s of the opinion Harmony works too much and takes it upon himself to make sure she gets a break.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Harmony probably, though they’re both fond of ice cream.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Jeff, he thinks she looks cute with her ice cream.

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Harmony for sure.

Who cooks dinner: Jeff.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Harmony, she’s a neat freak like that and Jeff’s excuses of he’ll get to it in a minute aren’t quick enough for her.

Who stays up until 2 reading: MAC!Harmony probably. TiW/WoM ‘verse both of them would probably still be struggling with their insomnia.

Who stares at their partner while they’re sleeping: Both of them. MAC ‘verse, they probably just want to remember every moment with each other before they have to part ways again. WoM/TiW ‘verse, they just want to reinforce that the other is still there, alive and breathing. 

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Jeff, he doesn’t like walking away from her without leaving her a parting kiss. Even just a small one on her forehead while she’s sleeping. For the same reasons as the above.

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@harmonyroleplays

You’re the best.

Also yes. You know how I’m a fan of those. Let’s do it. At some point. Post-graduation.

Shhhhh, I think you are.

And yes, we most definitely should. You know I am more than down. Let me know when you have time and we can throw together something truly awful and angst filled. It will be glorious.

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Spent the last two days becoming Hamilton trash and I entirely blame @harmonyroleplays