#kid m

[voorheezie]

my children came a month and a half early and stressed me out so they’re already grounded 😤no one need me i am sleeping in the nicu and making all of the nurses fall in love with me so they’ll tell me where the comfier couches and best coffees are

[ohdearleah]

Gooby is gonna be a serial killer thanks to craig and his grade a parenting 🙄

[browngirlout]

this has been the best birthday of my life i have two amazing kids and i’m with the love of my life and my friends are the warmest most wonderful people and i’m so grateful for all of you at this party and i’m gonna go get really drunk now because i don’t have my kids for two days!!! little brown girl is out!!! 

[fluentinstupidity]

@futuremrsjoejonas maxx and i are watching the first movie with our daughter - the edgy shane era 

[voorheezie]

happy december my children are due in less than 3 weeks and i might pass out!!!!!!!!! 

[browngirlout]

can y’all believe david julian dobrik thought he was going to get through his daughter’s entire life without her ever puking on him someone pray for this poor naive man

[aventurastan-blog]

@blucvelvet @crypt-kitt3n i’m really having a kid with this man can you believe it

[fluentinstupidity]

maxx is taking renay to school today which means after breakfast, i’m going RIGHT back 2 bed