#kid+quotes

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[laughroditee]

"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."

- my 7 year old daughter

[deer-knight]

the kids at work have made a new song, to the (general) tune of "the wellerman"

all hail the cybertruck

it's ugly and it really sucks!

some people think its sleek

but let's be real

it's the dumbest thing on wheels!

and if you're asking who to blame

his name is elon musk!

[thehitchhikingguidetodadding]

Are you a princess?

Yes.

Does that make me a king?

No.

Does that make Mom a queen?

Yes.

But then why am I not a king?

Because you don't have a crown.

But Mom gets to be queen without a crown.

Yes.

Can you make me a crown.

Yes.

[crewdlydrawn]

Camper Quote of the Day from a 4yr old:

“Dinosaurs were made of meat. Also, you are made of meat. And I am made of meat. We’re all meat.”

Maxwell Gotch, is that you??

[im-a-ladybug]

Kids are so funny. I was reading sleeping beauty and a 3 year old interrupted me with "teacher?" I said "yes?" And she proceeded to tell me "my daddy showered last night."

After a pause where I tried not to laugh, I replied "thats cool" and tried to keep reading when 4 other kids also had to inform me that their parents shower as well.

[silvrash-797]

B: Mom, my hand feels funny. It hurts whenever I move it, like lots of tiny hard sparkles are falling on it!

Me: Oh! Your hand fell asleep!

B: WHAT?! *starts slamming it on the couch* WAKE UP!!

[sweetcardamom]

Kindergartener(s) today referred to leprechauns as "lepers".