The Hitchhiking Guide to Dadding.

I am a dad of two 7 year old twin girls, and a 1 year old boy. Stumbling along the hitchhiking road of dadding. Ask me anything and I can give you some very questionable advice;) I write funny dad life comics myself and use GIMP to help me visualize them. I do draw my family comics fully by hand, but they are at a 3rd grade MS paint art style. DON'T PANIC. You're just Dadding.

[thehitchhikingguidetodadding]

Welcome, traveler. This is your Hitchhiking Guide to Dadding — questionable advice from a dad hitchhiking his way through parenting. Don’t panic.

I like to share the story of my life as a dad through funny comics. I hope you enjoy and can relate to some of them.

I have twin daughters who were born in 2019, and a son born in 2024.

I love being a dad, learning and growing with my kids.

(This is a custom redrawn and hand drawn picture of my page and family, and my new pin. I think it turned out cute.)

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Sometimes it's nice to have some time alone.

[funnykidmemes]

[sportsandlaughs]

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Shopping with kids is so much fun!

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And hollow inside.

[animentality]

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It doesn't always work, but most of the time it does. You can make it a freeze game and randomly pause sometimes, and everyone has to freeze. Been fun way to motivate doing chores.

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There is a trick I learned, you let the kids be bored for ~30 minutes, then they find something to do and aren't bored anymore. Has worked 100% of the time for me. If I don't want them playing tablets or watching tv... only 30 minutes for them to "figure it out". Anyone else have good tricks?

[funnykidmemes]

[thehitchhikingguidetodadding]

I do love sleep, and sometimes I am not in the mood. But it is fun to have your kids want to play with your so much they yank you from your bed. Makes me feel loved.

[fuck-customers]

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This is a great dad joke.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

On a scale of Bette Davis, how are you feeling today ?

A solid 5.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thehitchhikingguidetodadding]

Looks like the cow is trying to raise the steaks...

...but the pig is completely hogging all the chips.

The horse really needs to pony up...

...and the donkey? He just completely crumpled under the pressure.

#DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

[thehitchhikingguidetodadding]

Hold the line! Don't Panic. But sometimes it is quite hard, lol.

[thememedaddy]