#kidism

[quotablekidz]

Quotable Kidz Compendium of Kid Quotables From giraffian.com, C/O Giraffian (via https://www.quotablekidz.com/index.php/post/detail/during-a-more-than-typically-busy-day-my-wife-and/public-share)

[quotablekidz]

Dora is a Quotable Kid from California Quotable Kidz—The Ultimate Memory Album (via https://www.quotablekidz.com/index.php/post/detail/translate-this-kidism-ig-friends/public-share)

[quotablekidz]

Quotable Kidz—Where memories and quotables live forever What quotables have you come across today? (via https://www.quotablekidz.com/index.php/post/detail/student-why-are-those-called-clogs-they-dont-lo/public-share)

[whoinwhoville]

Mom, her boob crack is too big.

The Biggest Whoette regarding the size of Ingrid the Snow Queen’s (OuaT) cleavage.

[xenoflash42-blog]

Kidism Time!

*me talking to Ellie on the way home* Me: All the people at the children’s centre really like you, you know. Ellie: I know, its because I’m the prettiest girl in the world!

And then…

Ellie: Just like mummy, she’s pretty sometimes. Me: I think mummy’s pretty all the time, just like you. Ellie: No! Mummy’s just pretty sometimes! *makes angry face at me*

[youreaparent]

Chance

A conversation with my 5 year-old:

Spencer: “How did you know you wanted me?”

Me: “We didn’t know. We just wanted a healthy, happy baby. And then Mama and me had you.”

Spencer: “So you didn’t know it was me?”

Me: “Nope.”

Spencer: “You got a lucky one.”

[youreaparent]

You know you’re a parent of a toddler in a mommy phase when I’m giving a bath when Mama comes home and he suddenly starts whining that he wants Mama to give him his bath. Then he promptly tells me that I can go hang out with his older brother. Aiite. Peace out, homie.

[tonidaydreamer]

What my child says

"Why is eyes last name ball?"-Danny