#kidisms

[quotablekidz]

Quotable Kidz Compendium of Kid Quotables From giraffian.com, C/O Giraffian (via https://www.quotablekidz.com/index.php/post/detail/during-a-more-than-typically-busy-day-my-wife-and/public-share)

[momcave]

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I love that she calls it “hatching” the eggs. 🤣🤣#cookingwithkids #cookingwithmom #kidisms #kidssaythedarndestthings https://www.instagram.com/p/BtUoJ0FhQP7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wo4ddmdw7iu4

[release-the-reins]

Fifth grade.

Yesterday in a span of about twenty minutes I heard:

I put my dick in the air!

And

Dogs always poop facing north. Did you know that?

[lifeasajewishmom-blog]

Kids say... What we say, but it's just funnier coming from them!

Thank you for all the hilarious submissions! If I missed any of them, look for them later on!

Anticipating that this particular post would take me awhile to write (2 sick kids at home with me), I had the Dadpull out the coffee maker last night and I programmed it to start brewing me some non-instant coffee at 6:30am. However, my dream of waking up to the delicious smell of Tim Hortons Coffee was dashed when I realized that I’d forgotten to hit the power button… So, at 7:01am I pressed…

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[lifeasajewishmom-blog]

Open Casting Call!!

Submit your kidisms so I can work them into a post (anonymous)! Pretty please w/a nap on top?!

Calling all parents, caregivers and family members with little kids in their lives!

I want, nay, I NEED your help for my next blog post! I’m doing an entry on “Yup, they totally said that!” and I need your submissions! You will all remain anonymous, save for your first initial and whether you are the parent, grandparent, etc. of said child.

Email [email protected] with your kidisms.…

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[courageofcamelot-archive]

My son: “Mum, I thought your tablets were supposed to make you less stressed? But you just told me off.” 

[its-an-everyday-occurrence-blog]

I need to piss. I mean I need to poop. I mean I need to sh*t.

My 5 year old.

[happymrschicken]

I explained to my daughter a few days ago that she doesn't need to keep pointing out my spots to me as I'm well aware of them, and that pointing out things like that to other people is rude and could hurt their feelings. This morning the following exchange occurred... Bea: Your skin looks beautiful mummy Me: aww thanks darling Bea: on your hands. Not your face. (I'm not talking about your spots) Boo hoo :(