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Gerard Way: Sex Alien

by autoschediastic | AO3 |

Gerard/Frank | NC-17 | 2 Chapters | 11,047 words (total)

Warnings: A lot of Aliens stuff (but the good stuff), Drugs, Alcohol.

[I really like this one, it's really funny, also i really like Gerard's character] 

[Part I] Got another dime for your telephone

| 4.962 words |

Totally, of course. A sex alien named Gerard dropped out of the sky to watch him jerk off. No way is his brain making this shit up.

[Part II] Space Junk

| 6.085 words |

"I mean," Gerard rambles on, "how was i supposed to tell him? What was i supposed to tell him? 'Hi, sweatheart, i'm here to steal you, how about a kiss'?"