Vocals: K Vice (lead male of WDTTOP and Platonic's brother)
Music: We Don't Talk To Our Parents and @platonic-things
The fast version of My Seeing Angel got put on the back burner because I said "I'd like this one to sound like a gay 1930's smokey bar singer really wants me to fuck him if that's possible" and I think Platonic and his entire band kinda blacked out and made this in a blind fury lmao
It's a KidoNeji (Kidomaru's POV) fan song, but like the last one, it's really not crucial you read it like that, and I'm not joking when I say I'd love to hear any other ships anyone thinks any of my songs could fit haha
Lyrics under the cut
He's such a player, like crazy smug
Yet I still want him, he's like a drug
I'll be his slut, even in public
This desperate need, I think it's chronic
Out in the alley, just waiting for him
Ready and wanting to be broken in
Oh, I just hope I can be a good enough view
Take me hard, take me fast, please teach me something new
He tries, but Kidomaru is significantly less sexually experienced than Neji, so by the third edge he's all desperate and squirmy, and Neji finds him too hot like that and winds up riding him over the edge haha
The way Kidomaru talks to and about Neji, plus the fact his entire Jutsu is about stabbing and bondage; spider-style, makes their fight weirdly erotically charged and that was kinda sexually awakening for me as a preteen ngl haha
like there are other people I ship Neji with, and have shipped him with longer than I have with Kidomaru, but there's just something about those two that scratches a very particular itch lol
It's about the enemies-to-lovers and beginner-level teratophilia (Kidomaru love of my life baby sweetie is a freak of a human being, okay!)