Aug 13, 2013
A moronic crusade into the mind and soul of our generation's most perplexing voice - an...
As some of you know, I've always felt I could only truly express my thoughts and emotions through the art of poetry - by miles, it's my favorite of the arts. As McSweeney's has respectfully declined my offer to write an hourly-updated column of these, I can now share the very same delicate, thoughtful, ethereal verses with you. Suck my kiss.