i think odalia likes women

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i think odalia likes women
Date night
still thinking about Odalia having a one-sided hatecrush on Eda, like, she must be so jealous of Alador's rivalry with Darius. How come her husband gets a nemesis who's so invested in him when Eda hasn't even spoken to Odalia in years??? :(
Anyway, post-Eda's Reqiuem, Kikimora comes over and announces she has a Very Important Message from Head Witch Darius. "Ahem. Alador, you're a Hack."
And Alador goes from being slumped over his workbench almost asleep to fucking coming to life, like, "he thinks i'm a hack???? that's IT i'm making the greatest abomaton he's ever seen and posting it ALL OVER PENSTAGRAM to EMBARRASS him!!! everyone out of my workshop I need to focus!!!"
And Odalia's just like. :( why does alador get all this :( eda never responds to my hatemail :( I even got her kid expelled and then tried to kill her and NO REACTION :( it's like she doesn't even care about my deep and passionate Hatred towards her :(
so kikimora tells her to get over herself because, hey, at least you have a rival the same age as you. I'm stuck in a rivalry with an annoying teenage boy. where is the homoerotic tension there??? i deserve Better than this!!!
AND THEN they look at each other like.... what if... what if We were weird gay rivals.... what if we could both get the requited homoerotic rivalry we're craving.... what if we could make each other worse.....
so thats how kikidalia happens thank u for coming to my ted talk
*family dinner at Blight Manor*
Odalia: Dear?
Alador: Yes, Odalia?
Odalia: Why does Darius call you 'Babygirl?'
Alador: ... Why do you call Kikimora that?
Odalia: Well played.
*both go back to eating in silence*
Amity: ...
Amity: One dinner.
Amity: I just want one titan-damned dinner.
i started shipping them as a joke but it’s not funny anymore is it
Kikidalia > any other ship
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Kikimora: for every phobia, there's a philia
Alador: yeah? Give me an example.
Kikimora: you know how you're scared of your wife?
kikidalia is still the funniest ship created by this fandom (and possibly ANY fandom) and the fact that they both spent most of this episode desperately trying to use literal children to get power just drives that home further