#kill feinberg

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here me out: news anchor feinberg who reports on villain and hero sightings/fights

he tries to be as neutral as he can when hes on air but sometimes he slips up and makes a probably unwarranted but rlly funny jab at whichever hero/villain hes currently reporting on

and the public LOVES him. hes a fan favorite in the city and theres probably reaction images of him making faces at whatever bs is happening on his teleprompter

itd also be really funny if the industry treats him like a 'final trial' for heros to pass. like if you make it through an interview with him mostly unscathed your company will give you more opportunities bc they trust your pr training to come in clutch

i also think its funny if couriberg began bc of an email thread after an interview

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i need infume to become a more well-rounded person. you embarrass me white boy 💔

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i fear we've lost the plot on what doomed yuri means. homura and madoka? doomed. no matter how much homura tries madoka will always sacrifice herself and homura will always fail to stop her.

ochako amd toga? a hero and a villain, children on opposite sides of a brutal war. one of them was going to die in battle, and toga decided it wasnt gonna be ochako.

So. ITS NOT DOOMED IF ITS JUST A BREAKUP. FOR EXAMPLE: with the information we know about tf!ghostie and tf!aj, (and i will admit we know very little) they just broke up and aj moved on 🫩 unreciprocated feelings ISNT DOOMED YURI. DONT WATER DOWN MY FAVORITE GENRE DIE DIE DIE

oh another one is zoe and reina from unstable universe. ONE OF THEM IS DEAD. DEAD AND GONE. FOR GOOD. reina is the only player left from skymore (w robin from one piece reference). literally everyone else was wiped out by cindercrest. everyone but reina either was hunted down or starved, or both in zoes case.

in all of these cases, the yuri is doomed because one of them is dead or sacrificed. they literally cannot get together because ONE OF THEM IS DEAD OR IN A DEAD-ADJACENT STATE. and ofc this isn't always the case, and there probably are exceptions where both parties are alive, but its the common one.

also... maybe controversial but its also not doomed yuri if they got together at any point during the story. if two women get together and one just dies for some reason, they still got a chance to be together! THEY GOT TOGETHER. THATS SUCCESSFUL YURI WITH AN UNFORTUNATE END.

doomed yuri is when they both. BOTH. want to be together, but they cant. AND THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM FORBIDDEN YURI.

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idk how to phrase this in the way i mean to but is infume lowk a lil isolated from the other runners? ill hop from stream to stream and someone like doogile will have at least 2 other good runners in his chat at all times,,, and then you go to infumes and it's pretty much only viewers/fans.

like whats up with that.

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so we can all agree that lifesteal world was just a well disguised way to scout new lifesteal members right