#kill me??

[kurgy]

what the fuck are they doing on my roof

[kings-out-of-pocket-hell]

You know what

Onions ya Frank woods

[iamnotmereally]

Cas saw love in Dean's eyes and thought yeah he is beautiful

[worstloki]

I was tagged by @antihero4967, and would like to tag @willow-of-stars @i-will-stab-god @lokijiro and @timetravellingshinigami​

Which Avenger would you recruit to help plan your birthday? Tony

Which Avenger would you switch suits with for a day? Tony 

Which Avenger would you like to train with? Loki because... knives

Oh no, you need help! Which Avenger would you call if you’re in trouble? Natasha. If anyone can get out of a situation it’ll be her.

Uh oh, you got arrested. Which Avenger were you with? Clint.

The Avengers are playing basketball. Which Avenger would you pick first to be on your team? Steve. (what, he’s got a shield)

You’re trying to make your ex jealous. Which Avenger do you pretend to date? Wanda. She’ll scare them to death, as they’d deserve.

You’re out for a good time and need a wing man/woman. Which Avenger do you pick for the job? Tony won’t be a stick in the mud.

You woke up with a hangover. Which Avenger did you get drunk with? None. I’m not a fool to dull my senses with alcohol. Especially not while surrounded by ‘superheroes’.

You’re going on a road trip. Which Avenger do you ride with? Tony has the best vehicles...

Your favourite band is having a concert. Which Avenger goes with you? Peter Parker with his love of... led zeppelin...? It’ll be funny.

You’re going shopping and need a second opinions. Which Avenger do you trust to help you pick out outfits? Loki, Natasha or Bucky.

Your parents want to meet up with one of your friends. Which Avenger do you take to meet your parents? Natasha 

You get injured on a mission. Which Avenger would you trust to be in charge of your care? Bruce is the actual doctor? 

Your room is a mess. Which Avenger do you pick to be your butler and clean your room? Thor. I’ll be sure to take pictures and offer a maid outfit. It shall make good bribe material. 

You wanna play a prank on the team, but need help. Which Avenger do you pick to help you prank the rest of the team? Loki, obviously.

Time to buy Christmas presents. Which Avenger is the easiest for you to buy for? Clint. All he’ll want is coffee.

You’re going on a mission, but only one other person can go. Which member of the team do you choose to go with you? Bucky, although I guess it depends on the mission. Tony might be more useful.

[sylokis]

[tomatoscribbles]

a premature apology

stabbing myself would have been less painful than making this

[saint-patrice]

only a minute in and we've already forgotten what the number 5 actually means