#kill.iz

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dream smp members flipping off: a compilation

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all of us after mcr dropped their new single almost a decade later

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something about the night changing. soda tommy will be missed

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CaptainSparklez picking up minecraft streamers like it's nobody's business: a compilation

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the father:

the son:

the granddad:

and then there's this guy:

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short kings

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i've been thinking about schlatt for the past few days and i think it's so funny that when he face revealed, all the 13 year old girls from his fandom went absolute bonkers and started putting that same screenshot of his face from his face reveal stream as their pfps with those snapchat hear edits and blush edits and what not. and he just hated it. he saw that and he decided you know what. i don't like this. i don't want these pubescent girls on the internet to sexualize me like this. so i'm gonna do what any sensible person in my position would do. get mutton chops and become ugly. and it worked. and i think it's genius and i think the big man deserves a whole lot of respect for it

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ok i found a video of this person's dad telling the story of the dream smp and it's absolutely surreal and hilarious istg check it out it's so worth it. but my favourite part of the video was the names he was giving the characters so i made a chart hhh:

SANTA PIG IM CRYING