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[greghasmovedout-blog]

killdesac replied to your post: Shout-out to people who ship their own ocs...

i ship kelly and curt

that’s the otp man. the otp.

[soulofvalor-blog]

       “---soooo, i couldn’t help but notice... your wife has really blonde roots,” ravi begins, hands tucking down into his pockets. normally, he would assume the spouse has no idea, but joel’s nervous nature while his wife is being questioned seems to be even more than that of a man whose wife might be a murderer. he’s seen this level of panic--- this level of panic is only caused by the knowledge of zombieism.

       “... my friend liv is that blonde. she also eats a lot of hot sauce.”          || @killdesac

[kclina-blog]

                  “ you’re bein’ fuckin’ dramatic. we’re not gonna get caught. just tell me what you want me to do -- bust some windows? ”

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[dxsole]

Shoot

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@starbreathed

@gothamfright

@zoocox

@rocknsatan

"I dunno what it is about the whole one eye bit that makes people think I can’t shoot ‘em anymore...but it’s tiring.” She’s not going to shoot them. Maybe. She hasn’t decided yet. She really likes shooting things and unless a better target makes itself presentable she may just pop her trunk and see what heavy artillery she’ll be testing out on their head today. “Like, yeah...no depth perception; I get that.” There’s a brief pause as she takes another drag of her cigarette and shrugs. “But shit, I’m not tryin’ to snipe anyone...I got big guns that shoot a shitton of bullets-- I’m definitely hittin’ somethin’.”

[wcnderwitcha]

 @killdesac​:

( x ) 

                                                          “ RIGHT ! right, yeah ! yeah ! of course ! i totally see it !! absolutely !! one hundred percent just a . . . hunter. . .in the desert. i get it. “ okay,  she didn’t entirely buy it. who hunts with a HACKSAW ?? that didn’t matter, though, not when she looks equally guilty to whatever crime the stranger committed before she showed up. “ this isn’t blood. i mean, real blood. “ she lies, gesturing at the very real blood splattered over her face and staining her clothes. freaking vampires. you want to know what happens when you kill a vampire that recently finished eating ? it e x p l o d e s, like a tick. even her socks feel wet. ew.  “ i’m not a serial killer !! i mean, of course, i’m not. i don’t know why i said that.” she smiles sheepishly. “ this is. . .make-up ?? i’m. . an actress. in a horror movie. we just got filming for the day so. . .i haven’t had the chance to clean up yet. “  

[onlydanciing-a]

@killdesac | contd from (x)

     “Oookay, let’s tone it way the hell down, buddy. I definitely can tell you’re losing it, uh... I’m sorry about that.” A sigh. “Listen, what’s your poison? I’ll pour you a shot on the house.”

[patiencetaught]

continued with @killdesac​ from x

Sometimes, the truth was the best lie.

“ Raw meat. ” HUMAN, but he left that part out. “ I’m … smoking it.  You know, over a spit fire in my backyard. As Californians do. Makes  it taste … smokey. ”

Jenny gave a very small, tentative nod, seeming to suddenly become acutely and uncomfortably aware that she was being nosy by asking. But this man and his family made her more than a tad curious. They seemed perfectly friendly, but somehow still seemed a bit...off. The trouble was placing her finger on exactly what it was that bothered her. 

However, she did prefer to keep on eye on Matilda when she went outside to play. Just to be safe...

“ Oh! Well, that sounds like a very nice treat to celebrate the start of summertime.” Americans barbecued in the summer, didn’t they?  “ That’s very nice of you to do that for your family. ”

[pargeneticae]

❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞

            Ambrosia sharply drew her hands away – as if she had been burned – and held them close to her chest as the realtor all but crumbled before her, his pleasantly-suburban facade unraveling like thread. ‘ Woah ! Hey.  Just because you were referred to me doesn’t mean I won’t give you a bad review on Zillow, buddy.  I was only handing you the keys...  now,  what were you saying about water-front values?  ’

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